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 Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch. Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he`s running for governor. He`s got a great slogan - `Vote for me, or I`ll make `Kindergarten Cop II`
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Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
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Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, `If I can`t run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I`m out of here.`
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, `I know you`re there, pick up, pick up.
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Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush`s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with `Hey, look over there, it`s Saddam Hussein.`
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They`re saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.
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Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do`s organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.
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New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn`t know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.
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George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17.
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As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we`ll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.
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People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
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In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
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A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn`t answer the phone.
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John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, `What did I ever do to you?`
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The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he`s running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, `Four more vowels, four more vowels.`
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John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.
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