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 Too bad drinking scotch isn`t a paying job or Kenny`s dad would be a millionare! Screw you guys, I`m going home If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face! Ok That`s it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line. I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I`d be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000. Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle`s mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it. Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two. Kenny`s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage. | ||
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