John the Stutterer is a long time member of the Wack Pack. He first appeared on the show in 1999 when he won a date with the Dahm triplets. When John stutters, his body uncontrollably twitches and shakes violently. Although he has really struggled when it comes to getting women, he is well-versed in politics and rock-n-roll trivia. John, who is a staunch liberal, is extremely passionate when it comes to his political beliefs. He even hosts his own political radio show on Howard 101 called "Straight Talk". He hates fellow wack packer Yucko the Clown and Howard`s stylist Ralph Cirella, and frequently fights with both while on the air at The Howard Stern Show. John has also appeared in a pornographic movie as himself.