Name	Ogden Nash
Date of Birth	August 19, 1902
Star Sign	Leo
Died	May 19, 1971 (Aged 69)
Occupation	Writer
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Middle age is when you`re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn`t for you

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

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Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an

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One man`s remorse is another man`s reminiscence

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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them

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Middle age is when you`ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

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Candy Is dandy But liquor Is quicker.

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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven`t what they want that they really don`t want it.

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I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I`ll never see a tree at all.

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

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