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Will Patton would make an excellent Columbo, the detective sometime in the future if he decides to do TV.
posted 35 days ago
posted by
Jo
Well Jayn You must have some boring life if you read this whole thing.
posted 116 days ago
posted by
Jayn
LMFAO - Well this conversation, from the bottom of the page to the top here, was the funniest thing I`ve read read ALL YEAR, hairy squeegees and all!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE for 10 well spent minutes, I laughed SO HARD!!!! XD
posted 116 days ago
posted by
Jo
Casey, I am sorry. I read your comment wrong. Yes they do live together. They have ever since they made a picture together.
posted 151 days ago
posted by
Jo
Casey, What on earth are you talking about? Do who and why?
posted 151 days ago
posted by
Casey
Do him and AE live together?
posted 153 days ago
posted by
Jo
I saw him last night and he said he was thinking about it.
posted 214 days ago
posted by
Matt
He doesn`t look any different yet. Has he had it done yet????
posted 235 days ago
posted by
Jo
Hey Matt, did you see that Will is getting a facelift?
posted 253 days ago
posted by
Matt
Indy-ana, You think the looney bin calling is a door slamming? Is your obsession luggage? You poor thing, Will would never look at a fat cow like you.
Matt. I heard it all right. It was Will Patton`s door slamming in your sasquatchy face. It was that kind of door slam that Demi Moore got in GI JANE. Oh that was laughable. I bet that door slam you got made you toss the old American Tourister suitcase in the yard.
posted 263 days ago
posted by
Matt
Indy-windy, Can you hear it????? The looney bin is calling
Matt and the rest of the Shih-Tzu sasquatches--Will Patton doesn`t want you. He doesn`t want to marry you. Deal with it. Marry within your own species.
posted 265 days ago
posted by
Matt
Indy-ana, There you go again with the luggage and the poo. Are there any other words you know? You are really crazy and I feel bad for you but Will is not your type (as a matter of fact NO ONE is your type)Do you have a friend in the mental hospital? Maybe if you were a little more civilized which I am sure you can`t be because you are insane you might get someone to actually like you!!!! I doubt it and it won`t be Will. Maybe a monkey?
Jo, my dear Shih-Tzu Yeti. They do not make John Fluevogs or Jimmy Choos in your size 25. If you believe that Will Patton will notice you because a Yeti reads GLAMOUR magazine. It is YOU that needs the meds...not I. Will doesn`t love you. I am sorry. Yeah, he is an older unavailable man...and you are a YETI. You are just jealous Will got Jonas Brothers tickets and he didn`t take you. Now, you are flinging poo and American Tourister luggage with your fellow ape friends.
posted 266 days ago
posted by
Jo
Indy-ana crazy Jones, Why are you so obssessed with poo and luggage? Is is part of you mental illness? Do they keep you in a cage? Will is really going to know how crazy you are. That is kind of scary that you see "people" in the dictionary throwing things. Time to take your meds!!!
Matt...look up pathetic in the dictionary and we see you flinging poo at your ape friends on the Discovery Channel, you American Tourister luggage tosser.
posted 268 days ago
posted by
Matt
Indy-ana, I think it`s time for more Lithium. You seem to be obsessed with luggage. Your pathetic
Compared to you Shih-Tzu sasquatches, Will Patton would have man crushes and bromances with me. Another reason why Will isn`t married. You keep reminding him how Shih-Tzu sasquatchy you American Tourister luggage tossing heifers can be. I know how you look like. You look like a bag of wigs on top of a balloon animal maker. Look in the mirror. It is 24/7/365 Halloween for you. You make goooooddd money in horror films and you save the studios a lot of money. They don`t have to use as much make up on you as far as makeup is concerned. You wake up. Shake your fur. All your ape friends groom each other. Tossing poo and American Tourister luggage at each other...it is PLANET OF THE SHIH-TZU SASQUATCHES all over again.
posted 268 days ago
posted by
Jo
Indy-ana Jones, How do you know what we look like? You are too crazy for Will Patton. He wouldn`t touch you with a ten foot pole. Too many diseases and way to stupid
Matt and Jo, you Shih-Tzu sasquatches are too dumb and too hairy for Will Patton anyway.
posted 269 days ago
posted by
Jo
Matt, indy-ana is at the Highland Hospital
posted 270 days ago
posted by
Jo
Hey Matt, Indy-ana is at Highland Hospital.
posted 270 days ago
posted by
Matt
Indy-ana Jones, Why do you repeat what everyone writes down? Is that part of your mental illness? Will has been dating Alison Elliot for 20 years now. I don`t think you could ever have a chance with him.
"Indy, You think your in with Will Patton? What hopsital are you in? You are nuts."--Matt Matt-- Of course. I am more in with Will Patton than any of you Shih-Tzu sasquatches could ever dream of. I am not here dissing Will Patton`s looks. Or even wondering why he isn`t married to a bunch of Shih-Tzu sasquatches either. The answer is obvious. He doesn`t care for you American Tourister luggage tossers.
posted 271 days ago
posted by
Matt
Indy, You think your in with Will Patton? What hopsital are you in? You are nuts.
"Indy, Who marries a Shih-Tzu and Jello? You are crazy. Well you admitted you see a doctor. Better have those meds checked. You are crazy."--Maria Maria--Oh, really? When I looked up crazy in the dictionary I saw your`s, Jo`s, Linsey`s, and Gigi`s picture right next to the word CRAZY. I sent all you Shih-Tzu Sasquatches American Tourister luggage to toss around in your padded cages. :)
posted 276 days ago
posted by
Maria
Indy, Who marries a Shih-Tzu and Jello? You are crazy. Well you admitted you see a doctor. Better have those meds checked. You are crazy.
Will Patton doesn`t believe in interspecies marriage. He doesn`t marry naggy Shih-Tzu Sasquatches like Jo(like JELL-O), Linsey (but NEVER Kinsey) and Gigi(genitals like a squeegee.)
"Indy, You are a whacko. I can see why you never get it, are you taking your medication? Maybe you better have it changed"--Linsey Linsey-My doctor said it wasn`t the medication...it was you. He prescribed that it would be better for you to just leap off a cliff into a kiddie pool of broken beer bottles. He told me that you should do that twice every four hours. And for you not to exceed six jumps a day. And to continue doing so until I feel happy again.
posted 280 days ago
posted by
Linsey
Indy, You are a whacko. I can see why you never get it, are you taking your medication? Maybe you better have it changed
"Well maybe if he did something about his looks he could get married."--Gigi Yeah, I think that he should stop looking at you. You make him not want to marry.
"To Indy, Man you need a friggin life. Haven`t gotten it in a while????"--Linsey. Linsey-- You were the one who is wondering about Will Patton and when is he getting married. I would say it is you who doesn`t have a life. Yeah, I haven`t gotten "it" from you. But the men tell me they got "it" from you and are having troubles getting rid of "it". (Sometimes you have to laugh.)
posted 282 days ago
posted by
Gigi
Well maybe if he did something about his looks he could get married.
posted 284 days ago
posted by
Chris
Will, will you marry me
posted 309 days ago
posted by
Luly
I just found out my beautiful Will is back with Allison again. Too bad
posted 330 days ago
posted by
Jo
Hey Indy, Maybe a little plastic surgery could help you or some very strong medication
posted 339 days ago
posted by
Li nsey
To Indy, Man you need a friggin life. Haven`t gotten it in a while???
posted 339 days ago
posted by
Indy
" The man is 54 years old and has never been married. What is wrong with this picture?"--Linsey It means that he isn`t married yet. You are going to make him marry anyone if he isn`t wanting to marry. If everyone were meant to marry, everyone would be doing it. Now if you believe he is gay. I think that would be ill to assume that. There are plenty of men not marrying and straight. Marriage doesn`t lead to happiness either...especially when marriage for the wrong reasons...LIKE PEOPLE`S EXPECTATIONS.
posted 340 days ago
posted by
Indy
"He is only 54? Man does he look old. Maybe some plastic surgery??????"--Jo Well. When you are 54, we shall see if you need plastic surgery.
posted 340 days ago
posted by
Indy
I think that you are wrong with pressuring the guy to marry the woman. Do you know how much is at stake if he marries her? Happiness doesn`t always end in marriage, I will tell you that. If they choose to marry, it will be their choice.
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