Trivia and Quotes
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 The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That`s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
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If you can build a business up big enough, it`s respectable.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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You can`t say that civilization don`t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don`t have for something they don`t need.
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All I know is what I read in the papers
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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what`s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
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It`s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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There`s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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I don`t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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An economist`s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else`s.
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Communism is like Prohibition, it`s a good idea but it won`t work
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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
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Communism is like prohibition, it`s a good idea but it won`t work.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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If I studied all my life, I couldn`t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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I don`t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Don`t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don`t go up, don`t buy it.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. `Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that`s mass production.
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I`m not a real movie star. I`ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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We can`t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Live that you wouldn`t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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You can`t say civilization don`t advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven`t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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I`m not a member of any organized political party, I`m a Democrat!
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking
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You can`t say civilization don`t advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that`s out always looks the best.
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Nothing you can`t spell will ever work.
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I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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Don`t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don`t go up, don`t buy it.
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I`m not a real movie star. I`ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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An ignorant person is one who doesn`t know what you have just found out.
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There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
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There`s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying `Nice doggie` until you can find a rock.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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We don`t know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
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Be thankful we`re not getting all the government we`re paying for.
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There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can`t ask his patients what is the matter-he`s got to just know.
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We can`t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what`s going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
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Politics is applesauce.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Even if you`re on the right track, you`ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don`t stay put as long as truth.
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