“Do you have any idea what it`s like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.”

“I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.”

“My parents were vegetarians. I`d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.”

“She`s got that life where you`re able to pick your husband and pick your baby time, so good for her.

You, too, could easily look like that if you had a squad of mad geeks fussing over you with retouching software.”

On general principle, I boycott shows that don`t employ actors.

I don`t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There`s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

You know, it`s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I`m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can`t get a date. Come on.

Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.

My parents were vegetarians. I`d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.

Comedy is ugly. It`s honest, it`s raw.

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don`t think so.

Marriage isn`t a carnival ride.

I was this weird little bookish giant.

Do you have any idea what it`s like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.

Yes, I do get recognized in public. It`s pretty nice.

I might not agree with myself in a year.

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.

There`s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.

I`m black, and black don`t crack. It does droop.