Aisha Tyler Quotes

Quotes

  • “Do you have any idea what it`s like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.”
    Posted by Editor Sunnystar
  • “I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.”
    Posted by Editor Sunnystar
  • “My parents were vegetarians. I`d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.”
    Posted by Editor Sunnystar
  • “She`s got that life where you`re able to pick your husband and pick your baby time, so good for her.
    Posted by Editor Sunnystar
  • You, too, could easily look like that if you had a squad of mad geeks fussing over you with retouching software.”
    Posted by Editor Sunnystar
  • On general principle, I boycott shows that don`t employ actors.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • I don`t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There`s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • You know, it`s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I`m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can`t get a date. Come on.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • My parents were vegetarians. I`d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • Comedy is ugly. It`s honest, it`s raw.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don`t think so.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • Marriage isn`t a carnival ride.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • I was this weird little bookish giant.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • Do you have any idea what it`s like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.
    (brainyquote.com)
    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • Yes, I do get recognized in public. It`s pretty nice.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • I might not agree with myself in a year.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • There`s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
  • I`m black, and black don`t crack. It does droop.
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    Posted by Editor wdwdemo
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