It was there. What else can I grab? She is not wearing anything else! I guess ABC, and their parent companies, don`t find my humor as humorous as I do, so, maybe I need a cable show, not network!

I`m happy to take a little of the pressure off of him. He has been getting the short-end for a while. It`s great just to be able to perform and get out here and do what I love doing, which is entertaining people.

It`s a lot of fun, but my body`s definitely telling me that it`s glad that it`s over. It`s sore. It`s tired. It`s like you get hit by this wave and you get knocked down by this dance. You come up for air and feel like you`re getting your bearings again and all of a sudden `boom,` another week comes and you got to learn another dance.

I`m the luckiest man in the world right now.

Do it so it looks like fun. That`s what our strengths have been. I may not be as technically sound as people like Stacy, but I think people enjoy watching us more.

It just kind of happened spontaneously. If I had to do it over again, I might not have done it but you know!

We`ve been doing five days a week, four hours a day.

It`s going to be a busy couple of weeks here. But I`m definitely ready to move from this baby to my baby.

It`s perfect timing. I couldn`t ask for a better scenario in my life. I`m the luckiest man in the world right now.

He`s got a fan base that won`t quit. He`s been getting consistently poor marks from the judges, but is still staying around.