A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

The good die young - because they see it`s no use living if you`ve got to be good

The point, as Marx saw...

It has been said that every man must properly pay the fiddler. Alas, in my case, it happened that an entire symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn`t know you left open.

I like to be introduced as America`s foremost actor. It saves the necessity of further effort.

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.

[last words] Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

[his feelings about never having been nominated for an Oscar] I think they were afraid I`d show up at the banquet drunk, embarrassing both myself and them. But I wouldn`t have, you know.

If you stay in front of the movie camera long enough, it will show you not only what you had for breakfast but who your ancestors were.

There are lots of methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?