Have I gone too far?

My act is based on my life.

I was raised right - I talk about people behind their backs.

Honestly, you know, after David`s death, we weren`t nearly as invested in the show. (On how she and her "Suddenly Susan" (1996) colleagues were affected by the suicide of their co-star David Strickland).

There are lots of little mom and pop furniture stores in L.A., which is perfect for me because I like to mix the old with the new.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I`m going to bomb at.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don`t want to go out on the road for months at a time.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don`t want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It`s definitely rated R.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

That`s life when you`re on the D-list.

I don`t like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you`re talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says no to them or challenges them or even teases them.

I am in love with Larry David.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

If you see me on Friday, you`ll see different material on Saturday night.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I`m not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I`m basically always on tour.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn`t care less if it`s true.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don`t know they are.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

A lot of stars don`t have a sense of humor.

I`m on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

But if something funny happens, I can`t resist. I have to tell the people.

My act has always reflected what`s going on in my life.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can`t help it.

I`m also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It`s going to be a spoof of Biography.

That`s what I loved about Temptation Island. I don`t even know why they did it.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you`ve ever heard.

I`m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I`m not going to let that stand.

I was raised right-I talk about people behind their backs