I refuse to dance. And I can`t dance anyway. I`m not in a band for that.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

She can`t even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

It`s about the music and that`s it. I`m not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I`d just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It`s good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.

Everyone knows that if you`ve got a brother, you`re going to fight.

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don`t get it.

You`ve seen one of the our gigs you`ve seen `em all. But if you`re into the music, you`ll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.

Pete Doherty needs a slap, and the sooner he gets it, the better.

There`s Elvis and me. I couldn`t say which of the two is best.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, `What a f**king good-looking f**k you are.` And then I brighten up.

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on-stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don`t get it.

People are always going on about `Oh, you`ve failed in America.` I`ve never failed at anything in my entire life. I got out of the bedroom when I was a young f**king lad, and I`m in a great f**king band. And now we`re playing at Madison Square Garden.

I don`t hate Chris Martin. I don`t know him, know what I mean? I just thinks he`s a bit giddy. He ought to calm down, he isn`t gonna save the world.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

Everyone knows that if you`ve got a brother, you`re going to fight

Discipline? I don`t know the meaning of the word.