"I find it`s a weird world that we live in," Allen says. "I`m the worst culprit. I`m a total victim to material things. But you don`t forget, because you`re consuming at that rate and people are directly suffering as a result."

Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life.

I`m really convinced I`m not talented at all, and I`m sure that people are just about to figure that out

I’m full of self-loathing, self-hatred. I don’t think anything I do is good. Ever.

As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it`s the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your taxes. If you don`t pay tax, you may be stealing from someone who needs an operation. As for me and drugs or alcohol: No thanks, I`m abstaining for a while.

must say that taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid b*tch [to Cheryl Cole after she allegedly branded Lily as a `chick with a d*ck`] Lily Allen quote

cheryl cole if you`re reading this, i may not be as pretty as you but at least i write my own songs