The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know we are stuck; sometimes we don`t. In both cases we have to DO something.

You know why there`s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I`m not saying the Democrats don`t want a strong economy. Don`t misunderstand. They just don`t want it now.

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Football is like life and I know life.

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government.

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats` new spending doesn`t? Will someone please ask that?

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

If you commit a crime, you`re guilty.

Most people`s historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren`t for the government.

There`s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

Compassion is no substitute for justice.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

I don`t need equal time, I am equal time!

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.