When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

To his fifth wife Lana Marconi: "Others were only my wives but you will be my widow!"

"The little I know I owe to my ignorance."

"You can pretend to be serious; you can`t pretend to be witty."

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."