“PETA should focus their efforts on educating people on what they believe are injustices instead of seeking press via harassing those in the limelight. I received an apology too many days late from the PETA folks."

I stay away from the tabloids. I’m not going to talk about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.

"Even the airport-security guy in Canada asked me, `So, is it true?` (referring to her alleged romantic relationship with Lindsay Lohan)"

"Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married."

Vote for Obama! Mainly because if [Sarah Palin] gets elected my green card probably won`t get renewed!!!