Jeff the Drunk and Cindy Crawford have hooked up.
Howard headed up to his bedroom where he has a bowling alley. Artie and Jeff the Drunk were up there as well. They had two porn stars up there to bowl against each other. The girls were on the alley maki...ng out with each other. Howard introduced Karina and Cindy Crawford, which she claims is her real name. Howard told the girls that the loser of the bowling game would have to go out with Jeff the Drunk. Cindy said that she really wants to win because she doesn`t want to lick any part of that loser (Jeff). Jeff didn`t seem to mind that he was the losing prize for the game either.
Howard talked to Cindy about the story he read about her math teacher having sex with her. She said that he liked to be burned and she liked burning him with cigarettes. She said that she told him she wanted an A in his class and that`s what led to them having sex. She said it was during lunch period one day. Howard read that Cindy had a girlfriend at one point and she ended up breaking up her marriage and the husband ended up killing himself because of that. He shot himself in the chest with a shotgun. She didn`t seem to care much about that either.
Cindy was first up and she ended up getting a gutter ball. Karina also got a gutter ball but there was a delay hit for some reason. This was a taped show too so that didn`t make much sense. Cindy threw her second ball and got another gutter ball. The girls went back and forth a couple of times and neither of them could hit a pin. Even the retards yesterday were able to hit some pins. Karina ended up getting 6 pins finally so Cindy lost and has to go on a ``date`` with Jeff the Drunk.
the porn star they had on the show whose name is Cindy Crawford. Jeff the Drunk won a date with her and they actually had sex after the ``date`` worked out with them. Howard played tape of her crying while they were having sex. Howard had the two of them on the phone to find out what happened. Cindy told Howard that somewhere between the wine, the pot and them having sex, she blacked out and doesn`t know what happened. She said she has no idea what happened. Jeff was a complete gentleman with her. Howard played more of the tape and laughed as he heard Cindy crying as Jeff was trying to comfort her.
Cindy told Howard that Jeff was ``okay`` in bed with her. She said that she might date him again because he was nicer than they say he is. Howard thought the tape was pretty wild and Cindy didn`t make Jeff use a condom. She had him tested for AIDS so she figures he was safe. Howard said that maybe she`ll be having a little baby Curro (Jeff`s last name). Artie was doing his impression of Jeff while they were talking to the two of them. Howard got back to the tape and played more of Cindy`s crying for everyone. Howard said that`s the inner mind of every porn star. He told her she was a good sport and gave her a couple of plugs for JillKellyProductions.com and Spice Clips Live which airs on the Spice Channel.
Cindy told Howard that Jeff wasn`t able to get aroused when they were together. Jeff said that was a lie and hung up on them. Cindy told Howard what that was like and managed to get the delay hit a bunch of times. Jeff called back a few minutes later and said that he wasn`t the one who drank too much that night, Cindy was the one who passed out. Jeff said that he wasn`t like spaghetti like she said he was. He then wondered why everyone talks bad about him. He was on the verge of tears so Artie was goofing on him again. Everyone makes the same claims about him being like ``spaghetti`` in the pants after they`re with him.
Howard played more of Cindy`s crying as he was wrapping up the call with the two of them. Howard said he had a girl cry after being with him sexually one time. Artie said he had one who cried during sex one time. Howard played Cindy`s crying one more time and laughed as they heard it. Howard said he got to hang out with the real Cindy Crawford one night in Vegas when they went to her husband`s casino out there.