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Robert Pattinson: Can`t Get No Satisfaction

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Posted 9 months ago by Queenoftab
The overnight success of his film “Twilight” catapulted him to worldwide stardom. But Robert Pattinson still can’t seem to score with the ladies.

According to a source, the dreamy Brit was overheard lamenting his bad luck with women while out at a bar recently. He complained, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]!” His friend replied, “A blind person with a British accent could get tail.”
The two chums enjoyed a hearty laugh at Rob’s expense just before a cute brunette walked over and chatted up the movie star.

As Mr. Pattinson escorted his new female friend out the door he turned and said to his buddy, “I’ll be back,” with a Cheshire grin on his face.


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posted by baby_vogel
Maybe Robert did get lucky afterall. I bet that proved him wrong - it is possible to get laid in New York.
posted 8 months ago

 
 
posted by twilightfan13
If that`s the girl from bar then she looks like Kristen Stewart
posted 8 months ago

 
 
posted by cmul
Robby, Robby-Don`t you know haow to pick up a girl. Your a good looking girl thats why the girls are shy you have to talk to them first! Be A man!!
posted 9 months ago

 
 
posted by cmul
Robby,Robby Don`t you know how to pick up girl. Don`t wait for them to come to you your good looking guy you go to them. You find a cute girl in the bar you go talk to her. Be a man!!
posted 9 months ago


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