Quotes
 Red Guy: Five and five and five is ten, I`m gonna make you manly men. Chicken: [trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.
Teacher: Two words: beak washed out with soap! Okay, three words.
[Cow starts cyring]
Chicken: Now isn`t this a little slice of cow pie?
Cow: Herding bites big wind!
Red Guy: What`s the matter tubby? Why the long FAT face?
Cow: Mom told me never to talk to strangers, and you`re pretty strange.
Teacher: This is pie, as in SHUT YER PIEHOLE!
Ivan Panced [Red Guy]: Hello ladies. It`s me, Ivan Panced, but you won`t hear me complain!
Ma: Hurry up and suck your meatloaf kids, I got ice cream con carne for desert!
Flem and Earl: [cheerleading] 2, 4, 6, 9, who do we think is great? Go Tim!
ed Guy: Does anybody hear speaka el espanola?
Cow: Oh, I`m sorry, but I can`t understand a thing you are saying!
[Chicken tries speaking Spanish]
Red Guy: I don`t know what you just said, but I don`t like the way you said it!
Dad: [irritated] Well, Manure the Bear! In the name of boneless grandma!
[Chicken pulls Ma and Dad`s top halves from the closet]
Cow: My science project!
Cow: [trying to rock Chicken to sleep] Sleepy, sleepy, SLEEPY BIG BROTHER PRINCESS!
Red Guy: [being attacked by thrown food] No! No! I don`t want your food!
Chicken: Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There`s none left for me!
Chicken`s Clone: It wasn`t me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!
Chicken: Did not!
Chicken`s Clone: Did too!
Chicken: Did not!
Cow: Did too.
Cow`s Clone: Did too.
Ma: Look, Dad! Our children is twins!
Mom: Would you look at that Dad, Supercow has Chicken stuck on her head too!
Dad: MAN Momma! What`re the odds?
Dad: If something bad were to happen to your sister, we`d be pretty mad!
Chicken: What is this stuff?
Cow: Marsmallow soup. It`s Crabs`s favorite!
Chicken: Oh yeah well it`s my UNfavorite!
Chicken: That`s it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!
Red Guy: [the orthodontic police pull over Ma and Dad] What are you people, a bunch of communists ?
Chicken: Are you Ivan Panced?
Red Guy: Can`t you tell?
Ma: [Chicken thinks he should miss school, because he has to take care of his new egg] I don`t want you skipping school because of your "Being in the family way", and all.
Red Guy: [as a "Used Grandpa" salesman] Y`all come back now, hear?
[repeated line]
Red Guy: Oh, oooohhh.
[sometimes followed by laughter]
Teacher: Well, basically that`s it. Hope you losers enjoyed it.
Ma: Now, I don`t want you going to the mall, without your glasses.
Grandma`: I`m not wearin` those soda pop bottles!
Ma: There goes Chicken, on his first date and wearing my dress.
Dad: Just like me on our first date!
Red Guy: Can you be helped?
Red Guy: Mister Hiney, that`s my name...
[shouts]
Red Guy: Deal with it!
Red Guy: [as an orthodontic policeman]
[to Dad]
Red Guy: Just doin` my job, Ma`am.
Cow: [Repeated line] Supercow al rescate!
Cow: [about Mom and Dad] Sometimes I question their sanity.
Chicken: Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?
Red Guy: [in pile of superhero outfits] Corncobman? There`s a lot of sick people in this town.
Ma: Oh dad, that was so manly! A chicken-in-one.
Dad: Manly, yes, but I like it too.
Chicken: [in a flat, emotionless voice, after he was forced to "marry" Pam] This is the happiest day of my life!
Chicken: Cow! I`ve got Crabs... the warthog!
Trivia
Was a short on the `What a Cartoon show`.
# The first Cow and Chicken short had rougher animation than the series that followed and featured much darker themes. In the first cartoon, Chicken goes to hell for smoking cigarettes and is tortured by the devil while he`s there. After this harsh episode, the content of the series was significantly toned down, the animation was brightened up, and the devil`s name was changed to "The Red Guy".
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# The episode "Buffalo Gals" was banned after its first airing due to sexual references and lesbian stereotypes. The episode involved a pack of biker girls whom wore buffalo hats (hence the name) busting into Cow and Chicken`s house and tearing up the place. The leader takes a liking to Cow and they kidnap her, which means Chicken must go to her rescue.
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* Two episodes were written by members of David Feisse`s family. "Me an` My Dog" was written by his wife, Pillar. "Black Sheep of the Family" was written by his son, David Feiss Jr. (Though he was uncredited)
When making the second season, Cartoon Network wanted David Feiss to keep on making "I. M. Weasel" shorts. David Feiss didn`t want to make any more, but agreed he would only if he could start using the Red Guy in the "I. M. Weasel" shorts. Since then, the Red Guy was a regular character in Weasel.
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