Quotes
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Jake Hardin: [sees Ashley put in one side of the light bulb] And she should`ve turned the light off because now she`s going to be...
Ashley Albright: [light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA!
Jake Hardin: ...electrocuted.
Jake Hardin: [catching Ashley as she falls backwards] Hi.
Ashley Albright: [gasps] Oh, my God... Hi.
[Dougie is playing his base and a string breaks and hit Danny in the eye]
Danny Jones: Ow my eye!
Dougie Poynter: My A string!
Jake Hardin: You`re firing me? You don`t even pay me.
Harry Judd: Look, Jake, you`re good, I mean, you did find us. But it`s just...
Jake Hardin: But? What`s the but?
Tom Fletcher: But we just think it`s time to go home
Jake Hardin: No! You can`t go back home. We`re this close
Tom Fletcher: We haven`t had any lucky breaks here and...
Danny Jones: Yea, poor Doug misses his mum
McFly: Yea
Danny Jones: He does, he cries every night
Danny Jones: [Dougie punches Danny] Ah
Jake Hardin: One week. How`s that? one week. You give me one week, and if I can`t make it happen for you guys by then, then I get it. We`re done. You can go back home. No hard feelings. One week.
Tom Fletcher: Ok. One week
Jake Hardin: One week
Tom Fletcher: One week
Jake Hardin: All right, get some rest guys
Danny Jones: Your mum`s going to have to wait one more week Doug! hahaa
Jake Hardin: One week.
Ashley Albright: Dana, how`s my `scope?
Dana: Leo, Leo... *tuts* Your moon is in Uranus.
Dana: Ooo.
Ashley Albright: Doesn`t sound pretty.
Ashley Albright: Jake... Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.
Dana: Uh-uh.
Ashley Albright: Yes!
Dana: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes!
Ashley Albright: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Dana: Yes. That`s great. He`s hot.
Ashley Albright: You don`t understand. If I kiss Jake, it`s hello fabulous carefree life.
Dana: And that`s a problem.
Ashley Albright: Here we go again. Maggie you`ve known me since Seventh Grade, right? Okay, will you please tell her that I`m not lucky.
Maggie: Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High.
Ashley Albright: So?
Maggie: We went to Jefferson!
Harry Judd: [after dropping drumstick] Oh bollocks!
[Ashley`s cab driver is zooming through traffic this morning]
Cab Driver: Wow, that`s like five greens in a row. The force is strong this morning.
[the cab driver taps his Darth Vader bobble-head for good luck]
David Pennington: Promise you`ll be there. Six o`clock.
Ashley Albright: Okay. I`ll be the red head that looks like this.
Party Detective: Ashley Albright?
Ashley Albright: I`m afraid to say yes.
Party Detective: You`re under arrest.
Ashley Albright: Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker`s dress?
Danny Jones: [after searching for Harry in the restrooms] He`s not in the Men`s or Women`s!
Jake Hardin: [knocks wall] Okay, look, I know you guys are nervous, that`s fine just...
Dougie Poynter: Hold that thought...
[grabs bucket, throws up]
Tom Fletcher: Good idea
[grabs bin, throws up]
Danny Jones: wow
Jake Hardin: Air fresh... air freshener...
Jake Hardin: So, other than, uh, you know getting zapped, how`s the job working out?
Ashley Albright: Oh, I can`t complain.
Jake Hardin: That`s good.
Ashley Albright: No, I mean, I`m literally not allowed to complain. I had to sign something.
Ashley Albright: Ever since this masquerade bash, it`s like I`m the Anti-Midas, and everything I touch turns to crap.
[Ashley`s cab driver is zooming through traffic this morning]
Cab Driver: Wow, that`s like five greens in a row. The force is strong this morning.
[the cab driver taps his Darth Vader bobble-head for good luck]
[first lines]
Ashley Albright: Good morning, Oscar.
David Pennington: Hold it.
[Ashley holds the elevator]
David Pennington: Thanks.
Ashley Albright: You’re welcome.
David Pennington: Promise you`ll be there. Six o`clock.
Ashley Albright: Okay. I`ll be the red head that looks like this.
Ashley Albright: [finding a dress with her dry cleaning] This isn`t mine.
Dana: Who`s is it?
Ashley Albright: [reading the tag] Sarah Jessica Parker`s.
[Maggie screams]
Dana: What?
Ashley Albright: I`m not kidding.
Maggie: I didn`t know Sarah Jessica Parker lived in your building.
Dana: Oh, my God. And look, it`s Dolce.
Ashley Albright: Oh, my gosh. I can return it tomorrow.
Dana: Let me look. Ah, yes. Your size. What are the odds?
Maggie: Don`t be jealous.
Ashley Albright: You know, this might actually look cute on me.
Maggie: You can totally wear it tonight.
Dana: I`m gonna need some chocolate now.
Maggie: I`m gonna need some milk.
Ashley Albright: I`m gonna try on the dress.
Ashley Albright: [seeing a helicopter] I thought we were taking a jet.
David Pennington: This takes us to the jet.
Ashley Albright: Oh... This is definitely going in my diary.
Dana: So did you?
Ashley Albright: Okay, David Pennington is a gentleman. We kissed.
Dana: Boring.
Ashley Albright: [to Zuki] Check please, Zuki.
Zuki, Japanese Maitre D`: Okay.
Ashley Albright: Thank you.
Maggie: So was it a normal kiss or was it a supernatural tingling in your toes butterflies in your tummy kiss.
Ashley Albright: It was enough to get him to ask me on another date.
[Zuki hands Ashley the bill]
Dana: No, no, no, no, no. Uh-uh.
Ashley Albright: [to her company credit card] Wait, what`s that?
[to Dana and Maggie]
Ashley Albright: Señor Platibum says lunch is on him.
Dana: I can`t stand this.
Ashley Albright: What?
Dana: And now on top of everything else Peggy Braden has given you world wide buying power. There`s positive energy and then there`s just plain dumb luck.
Dana: [to Ashley after she wins on a scratch ticket] You are the luckiest person in the world.
Jake Hardin: [to Dana about Ashley] I was... just about to ask this lovely lady to dance.
Maggie: [after Jake kisses Ashley and takes away her good luck] Ashley, who was that?
Ashley Albright: Umm... I honestly don`t know.
Maggie: You were just kissing that guy, you honestly don`t know?
Ashley Albright: Yeah, yeah.
[the heel of Ashley`s shoe snaps]
Ashley Albright: Oh!
Maggie: What?
Ashley Albright: My shoe.
Damon Phillips: You saved my life, Spider-Man.
Jake Hardin: Ah, it was nothing, really.
Damon Phillips: No, it was something. There`s gotta be a way I can repay you, man.
Jake Hardin: [to himself] Is it me or did I just get lucky?
Party Detective: Ashley Albright?
Ashley Albright: I`m afraid to say yes.
Party Detective: You`re under arrest.
Ashley Albright: Is this about Sarah Jessica Parker`s dress?
Tough Jailbird: [to Ashley] That`s my seat.
Peggy Braden: [to Ashley] Oh, and in case you haven`t guessed, you`re fired!
Ashley Albright: Is this your floor too?
Tough Jailbird: What did you say?
[punches her]
Jake Hardin: This is my new apartment?
Tiffany: I know it`s pretty amazing. Home theatre, satellite TV. And at night, with the lights down low, let`s just say this place is pretty mind blowing.
Ashley Albright: [to Maggie] Oh... I never noticed. Is your cat all black?
Maggie: Yeah. Why?
Ashley Albright: Just curious. Well this is nice. We`ll have fun. Everything`s gonna be... Oh, my god.
Dana: What?
Ashley Albright: I have a zit. I have a zit. Girls, I have a zit!
[Ashley`s hair gets caught in the hair dryer and she smashes the bathroom window]
Dana: Ash, are you okay in there?
Ashley Albright: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Dana: Ashley? Ash!
[Ashley causes the lights in the entire building to blackout]
Madame Z: Look, did anything unusual happen at that party?
Ashley Albright: Oh... Well besides the fact that I tore my dress, nearly choked to death, and the felony charges... no.
Madame Z: Yikes! How about before that?
Ashley Albright: Well, I mean, I kissed a cute guy, but... that`s hardly unusual. Wait a second. You said I could lose it to someone else, right? So does that mean he took my luck from me?
Madame Z: Maybe he needed it more than you.
Ashley Albright: So he stole it? That little whack-kissing bandit! No, that is just my luck, okay? And you`re going to help me and tell me how to get it back.
Madame Z: Me? Well, let`s see. Uh... If he took it from you with a kiss... Then it stands to reason...
Ashley Albright: What?
Maggie: Because when one door closes...
Ashley Albright: ...Two others open.
Jake Hardin: Look, I know a job if you`re looking for one.
Ashley Albright: Really? What`s the scam?
Jake Hardin: No scam.
Ashley Albright: Well, do you want me to join your religion or something?
Jake Hardin: No, no religion stuff. It`s just a job. You know, a bad job. Crummy pay for crummy hours.
Ashley Albright: It still doesn`t answer my question: What`s the scam?
Jake Hardin: Let`s just say I know what it`s like to be S.O.L.
Ashley Albright: "S.O.L."?
Jake Hardin: "Shit out of luck".
Ashley Albright: What makes you think I`m S.O.L.? Just because I spilt the salt back there?
Jake Hardin: [points to the "Wet Paint" sign on the bench that Ashley is sitting on] Yeah.
Ashley Albright: [groans] Oh...
Jake Hardin: Look, where you are now.... I`ve been there. Been there? I lived there. I was kinda the Mayor of there.
[laughs]
Jake Hardin: I`m Jake.
Ashley Albright: Ashley. Oh, God.
Jake Hardin: No, you got it.
Ashley Albright: Oh, my gosh.
Jake Hardin: Looks great on you.
Ashley Albright: Can anything else... I mean, to be honest, I`m not really dressed for a job interview right now.
Jake Hardin: For this one, I think you`ll be fine.
Ashley Albright: Okay.
Jake Hardin: Want to check it out?
Ashley Albright: Why are you so nice?
Jake Hardin: What? Look, I mean, shit out of luck. That`s my thing.
Jake Hardin: [as Ashley is changing a light bulb] See that`s not good. She should have gone up without the bulb and brought down the old one because now she`s gonna be juggling...
Jake Hardin: Can I give you a ride?
Ashley Albright: I only live twenty nine blocks from here.
Jake Hardin: Uh, at least take my umbrella.
Ashley Albright: I already have one.
Jake Hardin: You know, I got a washer-dryer, uh... microwave popcorn, satellite T.V.
Ashley Albright: No, I... I really shouldn`t.
Jake Hardin: Look, I don`t do this for just anybody, but I`ll even throw in some hot chocolate with those little tiny marshmallows.
Ashley Albright: I love the little marshmallows.
Jake Hardin: How about you toss the lighting rod and get in.
Ashley Albright: Ooh...
[sighs]
Ashley Albright: Thank you.
Ashley Albright: [to Jake] What can I say? I am a pathetic disaster and I give up.
Ashley Albright: Wait, you`re Katie?
Katy: Last time I checked.
Jake Hardin: We`ve sold out the Hard Rock!
Jake Hardin: I`ve been the luckiest guy in the world.
Ashley Albright: [Jake goes to kiss Ashley again] No, no, no. no. I have to go now.
Jake Hardin: Uh... Now?
Ashley Albright: Taxi!
[a mass of taxi`s stop]
Ashley Albright: Sorry, I was just checking something.
Ashley Albright: Yes, my luck is back.
Ashley Albright: [knocks someone over] Oh, my God!
Ashley Albright: [to Maggie and Dana] Ta-dah! Last one in stock and just my size. Lucky, huh?
Ashley Albright: My bad!
Katy: [after she gets a big sloppy kiss from both Ashley and Jake] Ugh, I`ve been slimed!
[repeated line]
Jake Hardin: Taxi!
[last lines]
Road Worker: Hey, shut the valve! The pipe is broken!
Trivia
When McFly are preparing to go on stage for the Hard Rock Cafe, Dougie Poynter is playing "Carousel" by Blink-182.
Maggie`s (Samaire Armstrong) cat`s name is Pancakes. Samaire Armstrong also played in "The O.C.", where Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) owned a rabbit named Pancakes.
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# The shots of the McFly concert in Times Square were actually shot in England for McFly`s home-fan base. While changing lighting and camera angles, McFly would play their other songs for the fans before playing the ones for the movie while filming.
When filming the concert scenes in England, fans thought they`d just bought tickets to a McFly concert. It wasn`t until the director came on stage before the show and announced that they were filming a movie that the fans found out.
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Lindsay Lohan
(as Ashley Albright)
with Chris Pine
(as Jake Hardin)
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