Genre	Comedy
Date Released	23 April 2008
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Quotes

Rob: Do you want to come back to my... Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely! Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place... Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I`m 37. I know how this works.

Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don`t know your life!

Barry: Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I`m shitting a knife!

Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I`m sorry... [Kate exits] Angie Ostrowiski: I`m sorry I farted into your purse...

Kate Holbrook: [giggling] My avatar`s dressed like a whore!

Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?

Angie Ostrowiski: You people and your space age cars.

Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin `Ennngghhh!

Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000. Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed! Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.

Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else`s baby? I thought... My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else`s husband to do this?... Angie Ostrowiski: - Out of the question... Carl: - that`s gonna cost extr - out of the question, right. Out of the question.

Boo-Boo Buster: Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don`t worry about a thing; it shouldn`t be a problem for anyone over 7.

Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face! Kate Holbrook: I think it`s good! Angie Ostrowiski: It`s not.

Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you`re wearing? Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.

Carl: [angrily breaking up with Angie] I`m going to bang all your friends. Consider them banged!

Kate Holbrook: Your water broke! [Angie looks at her cup, confused] Kate Holbrook: No, your water! Come on, I`ll drive you to the hospital! Angie Ostrowiski: [looking back at the sidewalk] Should we clean that up?

Kate Holbrook: I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.

Chaffee Bicknell: Yes, I`m expecting again. Angie Ostrowiski: [to Kate] Expecting what? A Social Security check? Kate Holbrook: I know; it`s gross!

Kate Holbrook: [upon learning that she`s pregnant] But that`s impossible! The doctors said I had a one in a million chance. Dr. Manheim: Well, I`d start buying lottery tickets more often, if I were you.

Angie Ostrowiski: Your stupid space car locked me in!

Caroline: [holding her son`s dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop? Caroline: [licks son`s hand and smiles] It`s chocolate! Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?

Angie Ostrowiski: You went out with him? Kate Holbrook: I did. Angie Ostrowiski: Why? Kate Holbrook: Oh, he`s beautiful. Angie Ostrowiski: Where?

Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table? Angie Ostrowiski: [nervous] I don`t know. Kate Holbrook: What do you mean, you don`t know? You think you`re at an Arby`s right now? Angie Ostrowiski: You know what? I wish I was at an Arby`s `cause there`s better food and cooler people there! Kate Holbrook: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick *all* this gum under here? Angie Ostrowiski: I don`t know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there. Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually, you might be right. `Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table! Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don`t know your life!

Kate Holbrook: So... How long have you two been together? Angie Ostrowiski: We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we`ve been together ever since. Angie Ostrowiski: He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either so, this are going pretty good.

Kate Holbrook: I`m sorry, I`m a little overly thorough. Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling. Rob: No, that`s just prejudice. They call you bossy and controlling because you`re a woman. But if you were a man doing the same stuff... you`d just be a dick.

Oscar: [listening to his iPod on the front steps of Kate`s apartment] Here come, yo baby mama! Riding, a Suzuki.

Angie Ostrowiski: [while in labor] It feels like I`m shitting a knife!

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