Quotes
 Darla: Alfalfa, that`s a part of you I`ve never seen before! [Delivering Alfalfa`s letter to Darla]
Buckwheat: Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You`re scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Uh Huh: Actually, I`ve always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
The Rascals: [singing] We are he-man woman haters/ We feed girls to alligators/ Our clubhouse burned down mighty low/ But we`ve got a plan to make some dough!
Buckwheat: Quick, what`s the number for 911?
Butch: Any last words?
Alfalfa: Yeah, uh! See ya!
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don`t worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Alfalfa: Love note? NO! This is gonna be a hate note!
Buckwheat, Porky: Sounds good to me!
Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I`d punish you.
Stymie: If we were YOUR kids, we`d punish ourselves!
Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan dressed as two Amish Men] What is your account...
[looks up and pauses]
Mr. Welling: number?
George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh... seven
Mr. Welling: Seven? Seven?
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight!
George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?
Mr. Welling: Heard enough.
[pulls the fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in the Face]
Mr. Welling: If you were my kids, I`d punish you.
Stymie: If we were you kids we could punish ourselves.
Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you`re so refined!
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily!
Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Porky: That wasn`t sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don`t worry, it`s pretty fresh.
Buckwheat: Hey, my mom`s here!
Porky: [sarcastically] Whoopi!
Stymie: Wood doesn`t grow on trees!
[about Spanky and Alfalfa`s friendship]
Stymie: You`re a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.
Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
Buckwheat: Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?
Uh-Huh: Uh-Huh!
Buckwheat: I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey
A.J. Ferguson: Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
Stymie: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.
[the girls are talking about boys]
Twin #1, Twin #2: They like to moon ya!
[back at the Clubhouse]
Buckwheat: No, we don`t!
Stymie: We wanna buy some lumber.
Lumberyard Clerk: What kind of lumber?
Stymie: Wood!
Alfalfa: Look!
[Butch and Woim look to their rights, then Alfalfa runs away very fast]
Woim: I don`t see nothin`.
Butch: Come on, you doink!
[they get out of the go-cart and chase after Alfalfa]
Alfalfa: Normally I`m a lover, not a fighter, but in this case I`m willin` to make an exception!
[punches Butch and he falls in the mud]
Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!
Alfalfa: [to Spanky] Don`t talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you Judas Priest!
Buckwheat: Hey, Spanky, me and Porky have an idea.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Keep it, you might need it when you grow up!
Buckwheat: Oh-tay.
George "Spanky" McFarland: People, people, we need your money!
George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!
Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!
Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!
Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Actually, it`s a sneaker!
Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Spanky`s Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn`t here.
Alfalfa`s Dad: I`m sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa`s not here.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
Alfalfa: Darn.
Trivia
This film liberally borrows gags, situations, set-ups, costumes, and plots from many of the shorts that made up the original Our Gang (Little Rascals) movie series. Some examples: - Hook and Ladder (1932): The gang as firefighters - Hi`-Neighbor! (1934): Building the go-cart (a fire engine in the original), knocking over the pedestrian on the sidewalk. - Anniversary Trouble (1935): The "hi/high-sign" (the only short in which it is prominently featured) - Hearts Are Thumps (1937): The He-Man Woman Haters Club, the gang spiking Alfalfa & Darla`s lunch, Alfalfa`s "bubble song." - Rushin` Ballet (1937): Alfalfa and Spanky in drag at a ballet recital. The costumes are exact duplicates of the originals. - Mail and Female (1937): (once again) The He-Man Woman Haters Club, the love note, "1st Messenger" Buckwheat, and "2nd Messenger" Porky. - Auto Antics (1939): The go-cart race - Three Smart Guys (1943): Buckwheat and Porky catching one another`s fishing hook and trying to (unknowingly) reel each other in.
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Brittany Holmes
(as Darla Jean Hood)
with Bug Hall
(as Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer)
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