Trivia and Quotes
Quotes
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[from trailer]
Larry: [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing?
Bill Little: Don`t ask
Everette: Don`t tell
Larry: We are in the most dangerous city in the world, except maybe for Detroit.
[after learning they`re not in Iraq]
Everette: Are we in France?
Larry: [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress] Everette, that`s another reason you shouldn`t drink tequilla.
Everette: [sees the dress] Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.
Bill Little: One man`s international incident is another man`s preemptive strike in the war on terror.
Everette: [after a supposedly dead donkey comes back to live] Iraq, it`s a land of miracles.
[on Everette`s interrogation suit]
Larry: You look like a retarded Chewbacca.
Larry: I`m too fat for this shit.
[repeated line]
Sgt. Kilgore: I`m gonna kill you pissants!
Larry: A couple days ago I had more problems than a cub scout at the Neverland Ranch.
Larry: You know what the army says, "Be all you can be."
Bill Little: Hey! He got it right!
Bill Little: Forget it, I`ve got a wife and kids to think about.
Larry: And if Connie and the boys were living in a place like this, would you leave them?
Karen: It`s not your baby.
Larry: I don`t understand.
Woman at Cowboy Frank`s: It means she`s got a bun in her oven that ain`t your recipe. Now, is the salad bar still free though?
Larry: Why would you care? Doesn`t look like you`ve had a salad all your life.
Victor: [to Everett] Oh, and keep your eyes open. Some drunk has been exposing himself to the waitresses at the Denny`s across the street. The last time the crazy bastard was carrying a samurai sword.
Sgt. Kilgore: Now, Larry, I`m appointing you as acting Squad Leader. Don`t get too excited. You beat out a mongoloid and a candy-ass.
Everette: [to Bill] He called you a candy-ass.
Carlos Santana: I`m the real Carlos Santana! Man of courage, honor. The leader of men! That other guy, he is just a guitar player.
Rufus: Yeah, well, I think you both suck.
Carlos Santana: [shoots Rufus in the nose]
Amazing Ken: You shot Rufus!
Carlos Santana: I was aiming for the Amazing Ken.
Larry: Man, look at the size of that son of a bitch. He would of ripped you a...
Sgt. Kilgore: Get me loose! I hate Sonny and Cher.
Trivia
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According to Larry the Cable Guy, while they were shooting the movie, he gained 17 pounds and later stated he was probably the only guy who could gain weight running around the desert in 130 degree weather.
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# The DOD (Department Of Defense) would not let them film the opening scene in an Air Force hanger, so the shot was done in at the North Ridge, CA VA hospital. The cafeteria and barracks scene was shot there too.
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# Bill`s car is a faded red Chevy with the number 8 on it, the VW is also faded red with a number 8; this is a reference to NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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* Shortly before the barracks scene, Keith David fell off of a seven foot railing outside the building while the actors were between shots, breaking two ribs and cracking two vertebra. He when on to film the scene in great pain and then went to the hospital afterwards.
The airplanes in the hanger are done in CGI because of the lack of DOD support.
The set of the town was originality built and used in Extreme Prejudice (1987).
The line "got any more daughters" was ad-libbed by Larry.
C.B. Harding, the director, played the mail man.
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Bill Engvall
(as Bill)
with Lisa Lampanelli
(as Connie)
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