Genre	Adventure :: Comedy :: Family
Date Released	12 January 1996
Production	Memory Box Films Ltd.
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Quotes

Mrs. Dubrow: I like psychotic people. They get things done.

Lord Rutledge: Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?

Lord Rutledge: From the look of my soup I`d say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.

Lionel Spalding: Monkey head. Monkey head.

La Farge: When I was in the sewer once, I saw a turtle that was so big it looked like a Volkswagen with a tail.

Brian: Dad`s gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder. Kyle Grant: I didn`t lose it. The gorilla did. Brian: All right, the gorilla. Kyle Grant: When we get back, you`ll see.

Robert Grant: Kyle, I know you`re upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest`s dog into the garbage. Kyle Grant: I didn`t throw him in the garbage. Robert Grant: Then, what happened? No, no, don`t tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat. Kyle Grant: He jumped off the dog walk. Robert Grant: The dog is suicidal? Is that what you`re trying to tell me? Kyle Grant: He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over. Robert Grant: Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.

Mrs. Dubrow: Where did it come from? La Farge: Well, when two orangutans fall in love... Robert Grant: I think she means how did it get into the hotel.

Brian: Well, if your going to be grounded in a 5-star hotel it is the place to be.

Robert Grant: [seeing Dunston out the window] Holy Shit. Mrs. Feldman: [to Mrs. Winthrop] He must really hate The Four Seasons.

Lionel Spalding: Why does everyone in this hotel slapping me?

Kyle Grant: Hello Mr. Dubrow. Wheres Mrs. Dubrow? Victor: Scouting hotels in Alaska.

La Farge: Dunston, I`m sorry. I was only trying to do my job. I didn`t mean any harm. Do you forgive me? [Dunston slaps La Farge] La Farge: I deserved that.

Robert Grant: You got to get out of here. Mrs. Dubrow hates kids. She once kicked Big Bird in the nuts.

Victor: Why is he talking to his crutch?

Robert Grant: I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying. Consuelo: [Consuelo starts up tears] Hoo hoo hoo hoo. Ahhhhh.

Lord Rutledge: [to Kyle] You know what my speciality is? [Kyle shakes head] Lord Rutledge: I can make noisy little boys disappear.

Victor: Fluffy towels. Robert Grant: Excuse me. Victor: Our guests want fluffy towels. Talk to laundry.

Lionel Spalding: His name is Neil after Neil Armstrong [in baby talk voice] Lionel Spalding: the first man on the moon, yes he was!

Brian: You do realize we`ll probably end up living in a Motel 6? Robert Grant: Yep! Sounds pretty good to me.

Man at Table: Can I help you with somethin`, son? La Farge: I`m lookin` for a Pongo Pygmaeus. Man at Table: [slyly] I catch you lookin` at my wife`s "Pongo Pygmaeus" once more, I`m gonna break you in half. La Farge: Right.

Trivia

The interior New York hotel scenes were filmed in Los Angeles at the old Bullocks Wilshire Building, which is no longer open.

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