Quotes
 Dad Turner: Why don`t I get to go to the nice clink? Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you`re not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
the holiday mascots are talking about what they do]
[Cupid: Well, I make kids fall in love.
Kids: EW.
Cupid: Point taken.
Wanda: Two wrongs don`t make a right.
Cosmo: But three rights make a left, and now it`s time for the show!
Cosmo: Not Vicky.
Wanda: Icky with a V.
Wanda: You made your dad cry.
Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.
Timmy Turner: Hey guys, what`s new?
[Cosmo lights candles under water]
Wanda: The laws of physics.
[after being turned into a turtle and found by a hungry boy]
Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat.
Dad: Egad
Timmy Turner: This is great! A world without girls. I can do whatever I want!
Timmy Turner: [farts] I`m free!
Cosmo: [Cosmo sniffs the air] Wow, freedom stinks.
Timmy Turner: Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
Cosmo: So can I, I`m just polite.
Cosmo: I married the smart one.
Wanda: I married the... well he`s cute, right?
Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she`s gonna think I`m an idiot.
Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her *how*?
Timmy Turner: Boring conversation. Can`t focus.
[Timmy throws a water balloon at Francis, which misses him and ends up hitting someone in France]
The French: We surrender!
Wandisimo: Can it be? Wanda the love of my life who I lost to Cosmo who I lost when he married you so you`d stay lost to me?
Cosmo: [because Wanda is dressed as a pancreas]
[grinning]
Cosmo: You can be removed?
Wanda: Uh-oh... my "Cosmo is going to make Timmy dead" sense is tingling.
Chester`s Dad: [crying] Without that tooth, you look just like your momma.
Norm the Genie: [about Canada]
[darkly]
Norm the Genie: They`ve had it too good for too long.
[repeated line]
Denzel Crocker: [shouts] Fairly godparents!
Principal Waxelplax: [after Timmy has won the election and the kids have come back from getting food poisoning from cake] So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president?
Timmy Turner: Piece of cake!
[all kids get sick and their faces turn green]
Mom Turner: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.
Cosmo: That`s what got me on probation.
Trixie Tang: You`re 0.01% more of a person in my eyes.
Cosmo: Now will you hold me?
Dad Turner: Timmy... I`m respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.
Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch.
[turns to Cosmo]
Wanda: Pudding.
Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
Timmy Turner: May I *please* have my ball back?
Dr. Bender: What`s the word I`m looking for? Uh... NO! HAHAHA
Mayor: I hate not being the goat.
Principal Waxelplax: CROCKER!
Timmy Turner: [being embraced by Vicky] Urk... Oxygen... Darkness...
Wanda: [chasing Vicky through space] The force is strong with this one.
Cosmo: Luke, I am your father. I always wanted to say that.
[after going back in time]
Timmy: Cool! We`re in the Middle Ages!
Cosmo: Look! I`m middle aged!
[Poofs into a middle aged man]
Cosmo: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Wanda: Look at our chart. 99.9% Timmy. 0.01% Other.
Timmy Turner: What`s the other?
Wanda, Cosmo: Timmy!
Dad Turner: [Mr. Turner is being eaten by a dragon] It looks and feels like I`m getting real third degree burns! Ow! I mean, neat!
Vicky: All right twerp, time for bed!
Timmy Turner: But it`s only six-o-four!
Vicky: Well, it`s nine-o-four on the East Coast. BED!
[one moment later, in Timmy`s bedroom, Timmy`s clock changes to six-o-five]
Cosmo: Now it`s nine-o-five on the East Coast!
Denzel Crocker: [Principal Waxelplax has locked everyone inside the classroom] No! I can`t be locked in a room with children! I`m not a people person! I`m barely a person!
[ducks behind his desk]
Denzel Crocker: HELP!
Denzel Crocker: Curse this obsolete one month old technology!
Wanda: Awwwww, Goat Love!
Cosmo: They say it`s the most honest love around.
[Timmy has just wished he had no emotions whatsoever]
Wanda: So, sport, how do you feel?
Timmy Turner: I do not.
Jorgen von Strangle: What in the name of my bulging tripceps is going on?
Jorgen von Strangle: For failing to distract the dragon, the handsome fairy loses! However, he is still very sexy.
Wandisimo: This I can live with.
[Cosmo has gotten breast implants]
Cosmo: I`m keeping them.
Timmy Turner: Awesome- boys fighting over me!
Wanda: [Wanda is reading a book in the "All Men are Morons" section of the library] Oh, Hillary! How did you put up with it?
Mom Turner: You just need to be more secure in your masculinity - like me.
Cosmo: I don`t get it. If you`re not married to her, why is she trying to kill you?
Chip Skylark: [about to faint] Tuesday`s... apple sauce... day...
Timmy Turner: Feel better now?
Chip Skylark: Yeah. I didn`t have to go to the bathroom, but the sound of flushing calms me down.
Dad Turner: Yay, I`m unemployed!
Dad Turner: It`s deserted and lonely, just like my childhood!
Nega-Chin: Adam West`s waistband!
Wanda: Timmy, you can`t have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one.
Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither.
Timmy Turner: It`s fun and destructive. It`s funstructive.
Dad Turner: [to Mom Turner getting her vegetables ready] Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!
Denzel Crocker: Hey, Turner exploded! That`s one less mouth to teach!
Timmy Turner: Wow, my mom as a kid.
Young Dad Turner: Yeah... and she`s got a beautiful name. It`s...
[a Mack truck, blowing its horn drives by Timmy and Young Dad]
Young Dad Turner: ...but everybody calls her Mom.
Cosmo: Apparently, another thing I`m chock-full of is not knowing stuff.
[Mr.Crocker gives Cosmo and Wanda coffee. The two of them start acting hyper and jump up and down]
Cosmo: This coffee is great!
[shouts]
Cosmo: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Where do they get this stuff?
Denzel Crocker: Columbia.
Wanda: Oh! We should go there!
Chester McBadbat: You replaced me with an actor with better teeth!
A.J.: And more hair!
Sanjay: And a well-oiled chest!
[pause]
Sanjay: What? Am I the only one who noticed?
Timmy Turner: I`m huge, I hurt people, and I`m misunderstood!
Cosmo: Just like the IRS!
Mom Turner: Losing our son was the best thing to ever happen to us!
Dad Turner: We have a son?
Cosmo: [after fairy world blows up] I regret nothing!
Cosmo: What`s wrong with being naked in public?
Trixie Tang: He`s so unfeeling! That makes him cool.
Jorgen von Strangle: It`s time for some fairy-oke!
Announcer: [to Timmy, who is dressed in costume] You might want to take off the maid outfit; it`s pretty creepy.
Cosmo: [Cosmo as gelatin] Gaze into my jiggly goodness and see the artificial falsehood of your words.
[angrily]
Dad Turner: Oooh... Dinkelburgs!
Sanjay: [dazed look at Timmy, as if he was coming onto him] I`ll see you in my next dream.
Timmy Turner: Man, that was one tough montage.
Cosmo: Oh, relax, Timmy. She`ll probably stop laughing when that alien flower you gave her eats her heart out at midnight.
Cosmo: The good news is I found my spleen!
Timmy Turner: That`s a rare steak.
Cosmo: In that case, I`m taking it back. I ordered my spleen medium rare.
Wandisimo: Principles, much like my biceps, are muy bonito.
Cosmo: Don`t forget the rabies! Everything tastes better with rabies!
Crimson Chin Action Figure: There`s trouble afoot - I mean, a-chin!
Vicky: I don`t mean to be mean all the time. It`s just that I really am.
Sanjay: [Timmy shows up to save everyone from Unwish Island] I`m having one of those dreams where Timmy saves me again!... Where`s your white horse?
Denzel Crocker: [shows painting] And here`s another painting... The Scream.
Timmy Turner: Why is he screaming?
Denzel Crocker: Because he was wrong! And he got an F!
[unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it]
Denzel Crocker: Like you!
[sticks a paper marked F on Timmy`s hair]
Timmy Turner: I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously.
[Cosmo turns his desk legs into rockets. Timmy blasts through the ceiling]
Timmy Turner: Ahhhhhh!
Wanda: [to Cosmo] It means without being noticed.
Cosmo: Well, if he wasn`t screaming, he wouldn`ve been noticed.
Wanda: Don`t you think you should be looking for your mom, dad, friends Chester and AJ, and back-up friends Sanjay and Elmer?
Dad: Good thing I landed on this nice, soft mom!
Timmy Turner: [reading the title of a book that Dad Turner has just handed him] The Stupid Dad`s Guide For Teaching His Weak and Defenseless Son Kung Fu?
Cosmo: [to Timmy] What did New Zealand ever do to you?
Wanda: [to Timmy, who has wished that he lived at the circus] You can`t stay a carny forever, Timmy.
Cosmo: Yeah, you don`t have the experience! You`ve never even been to prison.
Mom Turner: [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog] He sure is hungry.
Dad Turner: No, no, that`s just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. I`m hip!
[Starts to eat his cereal like Timmy]
Timmy Turner: [School bus arrives] School bus! School bus! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
Dad Turner: Wow, does Timmy love school or what?
[Sticks face into cup of hot coffee]
Dad Turner: Oww, hot! It doesn`t work with hot!
Timmy Turner: This may sound cliche, but you`ve gotta throw my severed head into the clearance bin!
Trivia
Some of the streets in Fairy World are named for famous magicians. A street corner made entirely out of playing cards can be found at the intersection of Penn and Teller streets. Also Siegfried and Roy.
The April Fool character is based on comedian Jerry Seinfeld.
Frankie Muniz voiced Chester, one of Timmy`s friends, from 2001-2003. Timmy and his gang are often tormented by a gray child named Francis, the name of Muniz`s older brother on "Malcolm in the Middle" (2000).
Timmy`s "silly pink hat" was originally supposed to be blue, but Butch Hartman`s blue marker ran dry while designing the character, so he used pink instead. The explanation given on the show to Timmy`s hat is that Timmy`s parents where expecting to have a daughter so they bought all girly clothes, including one pink hat.
Jay Leno voices Timmy`s favorite superhero "The Crimson Chin".
Timmy`s mother is a real-estate agent.
Elmer, named his abnormally large boil Bob. The art director on this show is named `Bob Boyle`.
# In "The Big Scoop", Timmy`s permanent record is quickly shown. It has four entries from grade 3 to 4 (Timmy is a fifth grader). This has caused questioning over whether or not Timmy moved to Dimsdale after 2nd grade. The four entries are: A third grade student known as Timmy Turner has a less than stellar performance in the following subjects: math, reading, gym, basket-weaving, etc. A few days ago, Timmy Turner was involved in a snot-flinging incident with two other students. He has been placed in a corner with an odd hat [a dunce cap, as displayed by the photo] to allow him to ponder the error of his ways. Magnetic resonance imaging of Timmy Turner`s head reveals that he has 50% less brain matter than the average kid of his age. Further testing may be required to determine the exact level of idiocy. Timmy Turner has a penchant for cheese. His over-indulgence required massive amounts of laxatives to keep his digestive tract in proper working order.
According to the episode "Odd Jobs", Timmy`s Dad is 42 years old.
In "Crush Nebula," the back of the magazine that Sprig is reading is an ad for "Danny Phantom" (2004). Crash Nebula, the fictional series, along with The Fairly OddParents, is created by Butch Hartman, who created "Danny Phantom" (2004). Also, the voice actor who provided the voice of Sprig had a small part on "Danny Phantom" (2004).
Mom and Dad met when they were 10.
Timmy is horrified of feet and clowns. He is allergic to oranges as well.
The Tooth Fairy`s costume and equipment are based on those of Wonder Woman.
Cosmo and Wanda transform into a multitude of objects or animals to be close to Timmy without being revealed. Among them are: - A couple of Goldfish - A pencil and an eraser - A couple of squirrels - A couple of doves - A horse and a shield - A couple of snails - Alan Grant (from Jurassic Park (1993)) and a dinosaur - A hamster and a cat - A pacifier and a rattler - A couple of crabs - A pitcher and a glass - A couple of flies - A couple of rats - A backpack and a notebook - A couple of balloons - ...and many more shapes.
The original pilot episode was aired one month after the first episode was aired, explaining how he got fairy god parents from the destruction of a "Magic 9 Ball".
The show started off as a short on the show "Oh Yeah! Cartoons" (1998).
# Wanda`s hair was originally planned to be blue, but because Timmy`s room was blue, her hair wouldn`t have shown up, so it was changed to pink. Also, her original name was to be Venus.
In the episode "Escape from Unwish Island", when Jorgen shows Timmy all the things he didn`t want, some of the names they pass are celebrities. The names include Milli & Vinilli, Vanilla Ice, Duran Duran, P. Diddy, and Kid N` Play.
Dimmsdale is in California, as revealed in "Fairy Idol".
When Timmy goes back in time to change Crocker, you can see a DeLorean Speeding off right before Timmy arrives. This is a reference to Back to the Future (1985)
Jorgon Von Strangle is based on Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Creator Butch Hartman makes a great amount of cameos throughout the series.
The names of Timmy`s Mom and Dad are never mentioned.
A.J. is a vegetarian.
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