Quotes
 [the class is stuck in the water cycle, and they end up in the girls` bathroom through the plumbing]
Ralphie Tennelli: Hey, your bathroom is way nicer than ours! Ralphie Tennelli: [to the Ralphiebot] Bow to your ruler and master: Ralphie the Magnificent!
Arnold: It`s not bowing.
Keesha Franklin: Would you blame it? I wouldn`t either.
Ralphie Tennelli: It`s simple. All we have to do is build a robot that looks like me.
Carlos Ramon: [holds a hubcap up to his face] Like this?
Arnold: [Phoebe doesn`t want Mr. Seedplot to find them] Maybe *you* should have stayed home today, Phoebe.
Arnold: Don`t feel bad, Phoebe. Only a giant spider could trap that general.
Phoebe Terese: Yes! Arnold, you`re a genius!
Arnold: I knew I should`ve ...
Ralphie Tennelli: Don`t say it, Arnold!
repeated line]
Keesha Franklin: Let`s get the facts...
[repeated line]
Wanda Li: Come on, you weasley wimps!
[repeated line]
Ralphie Tennelli: Is it just me or...
Mr. Perlstein - Arnold`s Dad: Maybe we should have stayed home tonight.
Arnold: [overhearing further donw the cave] Dad! You took the words right out of my mouth!
[Ms. Frizzle is taking the parents through a bat filled castle]
Mr. Perlstein - Arnold`s Dad: What *is* that smell?
Mr. Ramon - Carlos` Dad: That`s bat poop, Mr. Perlstein. Better get used to it!
Mr. Terese: At Phoebe`s old school, we never took field trips.
Mr. Ramon - Carlos` Dad: Well, you know what they say - bat breath is better than no breath at all!
[laughs]
All: Mr. Ramon!
Janet: We know the real reason why you make a complete wimp like a butterfly as a mascot.
Phoebe Terese: You do?
Ralphie Tennelli: We do?
Janet: Isn`t today`s soccer game against... your old school?
Phoebe Terese: Something tells me we shouldn`t be here.
Arnold: Like what?
[they wake up a Tyrannosaurus Rex]
Phoebe Terese: Like that!
Radius Ulna Humerus: [to Ms. Frizzle] Well, no one`s more important than you, my little togglebolt.
Wanda Li: My little togglebolt?
Phoebe Terese: At my old school, we`d use a bulldozer to move heavy things.
Janet: That`s *great*, Phoebe. And where`re we supposed to get a bulldozer?
Phoebe Terese: At my old school...
Phoebe Terese: At my old school, we never rode on bees.
Keesha Franklin: Um, Phoebe, we are at your old school.
Phoebe Terese: Oh... right.
Wanda Li: What`re we gonna do? What`re we gonna do? What`re we gonna do?
Phoebe Terese: Wanda? What`re we gonna do?
Tim: Patience, Wanda, fishing is an art.
Dorothy Ann: So is tightrope walking, but we don`t have time to learn it.
Phoebe Terese: [on doing a slam dunk] If only I could just do it once, just to see what it feels like!
Keesha Franklin: It must be cold down there because Saturn`s pretty far away from the sun.
Tim: But Ms. Frizzle said "cold and dark".
Janet: It could be very, very dark on Saturn!
Carlos Ramon: Oh, no you don`t! You just want to grab more stuff!
Janet: Hey, I`m just trying to help! If you want to play "Let`s Find Ms. Frizzle Without A Map" for the rest of your life, that`s *fine* with me!
Phoebe Terese: [after Arnold has just saved the class from a T-Rex] It`s a good thing you didn`t stay home today, Arnold!
Phoebe Terese: There, you don`t look nearly so orange now.
[giggles]
Arnold: [looks at reflection] Phoebe! I can`t go out there covered in flour! I look like a pumpkin pie!
Tim: Anybody have a good plan B?
Wanda Li: There aren`t any good plan B`s, Tim! If they were good, they`d be plan A`s!
Janet: Arnold told me all about your field trips, Dorothy Ann.
Dorothy Ann: [alarmed] What did he say!
Janet: That they were, and I quote, "highly unusual".
Phoebe Terese: [reading the feeding chart at a reptile health spa] Feed the lizards only once a week? And the alligators only once a month! How inhumane!
Wanda Li: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Ralphie Tennelli: [about an asteroid] Look! A flying potato!
Keesha Franklin: They`re not drinking blood. It`s tomato juice! Like Ms. Frizzle served at the class picnic!
Wanda Li: [of the robot] He doesn`t move or bend!
Phoebe Terese: He doesn`t do anything!
Keesha Franklin: Haha! Just like Ralphie!
Wanda Li: Cheer up, Arnold. A famous poet once said, "All the world`s a field trip, and all the kids in our class are merely guinea pigs"... or did Ms. Frizzle say that?
Arnold: Ms. Frizzle could be on Saturn, couldn`t she?
Wanda Li: Okay, Arnold, but it`s YOUR job to keep your crazy cousin under control!
Phoebe Terese: C`mon, Arnold, let him go. It`s just an egg.
Arnold: But it`s Dr. Skeledon`s egg. And it`s up to me to get it back to her!
Phoebe Terese: Gee, what a guy!
Wanda Li: What`ll happen if the sound of Carlos`s instrument stays...
[instrument sounds of rattles, grimnds, and groans]
Wanda Li: ...just like that?
Dorothy Ann: Oh, our concerto will be ruined. All the other schools will laugh at us, and it`ll be the end of the world as we know it. Other than that? Nothing.
Arnold: It`s too cold.
Dorothy Ann: I guess there`s no heater in a bus-igator because it`s a reptile.
Arnold: Then move the bus-igator to where it`s warmer.
Dorothy Ann: [Engine won`t turn over] I can`t do that either. The bus-igator isn`t working.
Arnold: It`s probably too cold, that`s why.
Miss Frizzle: To the bus!
Dorothy Ann: According to my research...
Miss Frizzle: Bus, do your stuff!
Arnold: Carlos!
Miss Frizzle: Take chances, make mistakes, get messy.
Miss Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip.
All: With the Frizz? No way!
Phoebe Terese: I know Arnold likes rocks, but do you really think he`d swallow one?
Phoebe Terese: I might have made a mistake about that lizard. And I might have made a mistake about that jackrabbit. And I might have even made a mistake about that tortoise, but there`s one thing I know I`m not wrong about.
Arnold: How much you wish you`d stayed home today?
Arnold: I *knew* I should`ve stayed home today!
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