Trivia and Quotes
Quotes
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[Anne is pregnant]
Andy: How`d it get in there?
Claire: Andy, we`ve already had this discussion about where babies come from.
Andy: I know, but I want to hear it from her.
Claire: Andy!
Andy: I just want a second opinion.
Anne: Andy, it`s really simple, when a boy and a girl really like eachother a lot, and they spend enough time together, sometimes they just make a baby.
Andy: Spending time together, huh? I`d better call Susie, and tell her we have to cool it!
Matt: [singing] Hey, Leo! Look, Leo... There`s a pigeon on your car! Hey, Leo! Look, Leo... There`s a pigeon on your car! Well, you can`t go far with a bird on your car. Everybody knows that`s true. Hey, Leo! Look, Leo... whadya think you`re gonna do?
Andy: I`ve invented vegetable ice cream. I call this, Brocoli Surprise. Be brutal.
Joe: All right, just give me this. It`s not bad, Andy. What is the, uh, surprise?
Andy: No brocoli.
Joe: Hey, Lou, you still having those wild dreams about me?
Lou: Yeah, I am. Every night, it`s exactly like one of those Calvin Klein commercials.
Joe: You mean hot and sexy, huh?
Lou: No, I mean annoying, confusing, and about thirty seconds long.
Matt: Feel me.
Joe: What?
Matt: Feel me, am I warm?
Joe: Get lost!
Matt: [about Andy] Look at him, Mom, he`s disgusting. He`s always pulling things out of his nose, his ears. Wipin` it on his shirt. He`s like a third base coach.
[wipes his hands on a napkin]
Andy: That`s my napkin.
Matt: Excuse me, Mom, I have to go wash my hands.
Andy: [picking up his napkin] Hahah, I love doing that!
Andy: If you like someone, does it matter if they`re not the same age?
Claire: No, of course not. Andy, do you like a girl?
Andy: That`s a little personal, don`t you think, Mom?
Matt: What, what are you lookin` at?
Joe: Nothing!
Matt: It`s the shirt, right?
Joe: No!
Matt: I was gonna change.
Joe: So change!
Matt: It is the shirt!
Joe: After your dad was, ah, "Lost at Sea," um, did your mom date a lot?
Lloyd: We had to eat.
Joe: Did, she, like, ever get married without letting you know?
Lloyd: Just once in the 60`s, but it was null the next day. The Kennedys are a very powerful family... We had to eat!
Matt: Neurotic, Germiphobic, Afraid of Heights.
Joe: What are you working on, buddy, your résumé?
Joe: You think The Sound of Music is the scariest movie of all time?
Lloyd: The hills are alive!
Joe: What`re you doing?
Matt: Getting into bed.
Joe: Yeah, this is my bed. There`s a sleeping bag on the floor for you.
Matt: The floor`s drafty, Joe. If I get sick, I`ll be of no help to you.
Joe: You`re no help to me now!
Matt: My God... There is a bag... Of corn chips in your bed!
Joe: I take that back, you are helping out.
[about Matt`s pimple]
Joe: I can`t see anything.
Matt: Just because you can`t see it, doesn`t mean it isn`t there!
Andy: [with a French accent] Ack, Americans!
Andy: Let`s party!
[the guys cheer]
Andy: Master Kim says that a true warrior fights alone.
Matt: Master Kim works nights at Seven Eleven.
Andy: So who should know better than him?
Andy: Master Kim says a man who faces combat has already won.
Matt: The last thing Master Kim said to me was "Shut freezer door. You melt popsicle."
Joe: How did your date go?
Lou: First I was yelled at for being late; I was told I looked like a mess. Then I got stuck with the check.
Joe: What kind of guy would do that?
Lou: He was long gone. I mean Claire.
Lloyd: [from inside a limousine] Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon?
Joe: How much does Chevy Chase make for six films?
Andy: I don`t know, noe?
Joe: Right on!
trick or treater: Nut!
Lloyd: No, thank you!
Trivia
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Based on the Lawrence Brothers` experience.
The laugh track is borrowed from "Boy Meets World" (1993).
Each episode takes about a day or two to complete.
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