Quotes
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Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
Stoney: Well, he`s got the buff spikes chillin` on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he`s checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he`s got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
Dave: [finishing the phrase] ... jor.
Stoney: 18-inch bi`s - mine are only 4...
Dave: ...besides that.
Stoney: He walks like this, right?.
[struts in a manly fashion]
Stoney: Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.
Link: Weeze the juice!
Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I`m already popular!
Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.
Dave: He melted...
Stoney: Dave, it wasn`t meant to happen. Come on, I`ll go buy you some Ho-Ho`s.
Stoney: I`m not a geek, I`m a unique weasel.
Stoney: Look, Dave, you`re gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.
Dave: You don`t understand; we have history.
Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could`ve had her back then, man.
Dave: She hadn`t hit babehood yet!
Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I`ve been?
Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
Dave: God, you can`t do that to me.
[looking more closely at Link]
Dave: What`s on his Nose?
Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, `cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.
Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?
Stoney: Yeah, `cause they`re ridin` The Vapor in reverse.
Dave: They are?
Stoney: Unh-huh!
Dave: Oh, cool!
Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin` the juice...
Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!
Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She`s not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she`s really not.
Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She`s become a major babe, and she loves me.
Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
Dave: I`ll convince her! She`ll see the truth.
Stoney: The truth is bro, life`s about greasing the `do back, buddy, and wheezin` on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...
Stoney: [howls twice]
Stoney: We`re going on to bigger and better things, buddy!
Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!
Raji: No weezing the ju-uice!
[repeated line]
Stoney: Meat group!
Dave, and Stoney: [after Link enters the Drivers seat of the Student Driver Car] Oh God, Rad Mobile!
[repeated line]
Stoney: Bud-dy!
Stoney: If you`re edged `cause I`m weazin all your grindage, just chill. `Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin` at my pad, I`d go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.
Stoney: [a car horn is heard] Your parents!
Dave: My parents!
Link: AHH!
Dave: The only thing you ever cared about Stoney was nugs, chilling and grinding.
Trivia
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Brendan Fraser is actually eating breakfast cereal when he is sharing food with the dog.
Film debut of Rose McGowan.
Jim Carrey and Nicolas Cage were both considered for the role of Link before Brendan Fraser was cast
The group that is playing in the party scene is "Infectious Grooves" and features Mike Muir of the heavy metal band Suicidal Tendencies and Robert Trujillo, who currently plays bass with Metallica.
The band at the prom, "Infectious Grooves", features Stephen Perkins of Jane`s Addiction.
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