Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred

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There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I`ve never been one of them

I`m a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They`ll take you as soon as you`re warm

You don`t have to be a six footer
You don`t have to have a great brain
You don`t have to have any clothes on
You`re a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can`t be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Morman
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody`s
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs
O`er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that`s spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Release History

01 March 2003

Monty Python Sings

1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (3:33)
2. Sit On My Face (0:45)
3. Lumberjack Song (3:21)
4. Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) (0:43)
5. Oliver Cromwell (4:11)
6. Money Song (0:56)
7. Accountancy Shanty (1:18)
8. Finland (1:59)
9. Medical Love Song (2:10)
10. I'm So Worried (3:18)
11. Every Sperm Is Sacred (5:07)
12. Never Be Rude To An Arab (1:00)
13. I Like Chinese (3:10)
14. Eric The Half A Bee (2:05)
15. Brian Song (2:39)
16. Bruce's Philosophers Song (3:00)
17. The Meaning Of Life (2:18)
18. Knights Of The Round Table (1:07)
19. All Things Dull And Ugly (1:29)
20. Decomposing Composers (2:43)
21. Henry Kissinger (0:49)
22. I've Got Two Legs (0:23)
23. Christmas In Heaven (2:45)
24. Galaxy Song (2:41)
25. Spam-song (0:34)

1983

Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life

1. Introduction (1:07)
2. Fish Introduction
3. The Meaning Of Life (2:18)
4. Birth
5. Frying Eggs
6. Every Sperm Is Sacred (5:07)
7. Protestant Couple
8. Adventures Of Martin Luther
9. Sex Education
10. Trench Warfare
11. The Great Tea Of 1914-18
12. Fish
13. Terry Gilliam's Intro
14. Accountancy Shanty (1:18)
15. Zulu Wars
16. The Dungeon Restaurant
17. Live Organ Transplants
18. The Galaxy Song (2:37)
19. The Not Noël Coward Song
20. Mr. Creosote
21. The Grim Reaper
22. Christmas In Heaven (2:45)
23. Dedication (To Fish) (1:14)

26 November 1991

Sings

1. Accoutancy Shanty
2. All Things Dull And Ugly (1:29)
3. Brian Song (2:39)
4. Bruce's Philosophers Song (3:00)
5. Christmas In Heaven (2:45)
6. Decomposing Composers (2:43)
7. Eric The Half A Bee (2:05)
8. Every Sperm Is Sacred (5:07)
9. Finland (1:59)
10. Galaxy Song (2:41)
11. Henry Kissinger (0:49)
12. I Like Chinese (3:10)
13. I'm So Worried (3:18)
14. I've Got Two Legs (0:23)
15. Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song) (1:06)
16. Lumberjack Song (3:21)
17. Meaning Of Life (2:15)
18. Medical Love Song (2:10)
19. Money Song (0:56)
20. Never Be Rude To An Arab (1:00)
21. Oliver Cromwell (4:11)
22. Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) (0:43)
23. Sit On My Face (0:45)
24. Spam-song (0:34)
25. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (3:33)

1994

The Ultimate Monty Python Rip Off

1. Introduction (1:07)
2. Finland (1:59)
3. Travel Agent (3:45)
4. I Like Chinese (3:10)
5. French Taunter (2:20)
6. Australian Table Wines (1:26)
7. Spanish Inquisition (3:12)
8. The Galaxy Song (2:37)
9. Every Sperm Is Sacred (5:07)
10. Grim Reaper (3:56)
11. Sit On My Face (0:45)
12. Argument (3:39)
13. Mary Queen Of Scots (2:26)
14. Four Yorkshiremen (3:24)
15. Lumberjack Song (3:21)
16. Albatross (1:28)
17. Nudge Nudge (1:43)
18. Parrot (5:53)
19. Bruce's Philosophers Song (3:00)
20. Fish Licence (2:48)
21. Eric The Half A Bee (2:05)
22. The Spam Song (2:21)
23. Big Nose (3:21)
24. Stoning (2:16)
25. Link 1 (0:19)
26. Welease Wodger (2:24)
27. Link 2 (0:28)
28. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (3:33)
29. Spanish Inquisition (Ending) (0:30)