Monty Python - Medical Love Song

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Song Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile
I`ve had ballanital shancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you`ll get well soon

My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dobie`s itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear

Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine

Gonococalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis, dipococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he`s ever seen
My scrotum`s painted orange and my balls are turning green

My heart is very tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I`m dying from your love, my love, I`m your spirochaetal clown
I`ve left my body to science but I`m afraid they`ve turned it down

Gonococalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis
Meningo myelitis, dipococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis

Release History

01 March 2003

Monty Python Sings

1. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (3:33)
2. Sit On My Face (0:45)
3. Lumberjack Song (3:21)
4. Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) (0:43)
5. Oliver Cromwell (4:11)
6. Money Song (0:56)
7. Accountancy Shanty (1:18)
8. Finland (1:59)
9. Medical Love Song (2:10)
10. I'm So Worried (3:18)
11. Every Sperm Is Sacred (5:07)
12. Never Be Rude To An Arab (1:00)
13. I Like Chinese (3:10)
14. Eric The Half A Bee (2:05)
15. Brian Song (2:39)
16. Bruce's Philosophers Song (3:00)
17. The Meaning Of Life (2:18)
18. Knights Of The Round Table (1:07)
19. All Things Dull And Ugly (1:29)
20. Decomposing Composers (2:43)
21. Henry Kissinger (0:49)
22. I've Got Two Legs (0:23)
23. Christmas In Heaven (2:45)
24. Galaxy Song (2:41)
25. Spam-song (0:34)

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06 October 1980

Monty Python’s Contractual Obligation Album

1. Sit On My Face (0:45)
2. Announcement (0:28)
3. Henry Kissinger (0:49)
4. String (2:19)
5. Never Be Rude To An Arab (1:00)
6. I Like Chinese (3:10)
7. Bishop (2:34)
8. Medical Love Song (2:10)
9. Farewell To John Denver (0:16)
10. Finland (1:59)
11. I'm So Worried (3:18)
12. I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio (0:55)
13. Martyrdom Of St. Victor (1:42)
14. Here Comes Another One (1:59)
15. Bookshop (4:23)
16. Do What John? (0:34)
17. Rock Notes (2:05)
18. Muddy Knees (2:11)
19. Crocodile (2:35)
20. Decomposing Composers (2:43)
21. Bells (2:23)
22. Traffic Lights (1:55)
23. All Things Dull And Ugly (1:29)
24. A Scottish Farewell (0:24)

1980

Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

1. Sit On My Face (0:45)
2. Announcement (0:28)
3. Henry Kissinger (0:49)
4. String (2:19)
5. Never Be Rude To An Arab (1:00)
6. I Like Chinese (3:10)
7. Bishop (2:34)
8. Medical Love Song (2:10)
9. Farewell To John Denver (0:16)
10. Finland (1:59)
11. I'm So Worried (3:18)
12. I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio (0:55)
13. Martyrdom Of St. Victor (1:42)
14. Here Comes Another One (1:59)
15. Bookshop (4:23)
16. Do Wot John (0:33)
17. Rock Notes (2:05)
18. Muddy Knees (2:11)
19. Crocodiles (2:38)
20. Decomposing Composers (2:43)
21. Bells (2:23)
22. Traffic Lights (1:55)
23. All Things Dull And Ugly (1:29)
24. A Scottish Farewell (0:24)

26 November 1991

Sings

1. Accoutancy Shanty
2. All Things Dull And Ugly (1:29)
3. Brian Song (2:39)
4. Bruce's Philosophers Song (3:00)
5. Christmas In Heaven (2:45)
6. Decomposing Composers (2:43)
7. Eric The Half A Bee (2:05)
8. Every Sperm Is Sacred (5:07)
9. Finland (1:59)
10. Galaxy Song (2:41)
11. Henry Kissinger (0:49)
12. I Like Chinese (3:10)
13. I'm So Worried (3:18)
14. I've Got Two Legs (0:23)
15. Knights Of The Round Table (Camelot Song) (1:06)
16. Lumberjack Song (3:21)
17. Meaning Of Life (2:15)
18. Medical Love Song (2:10)
19. Money Song (0:56)
20. Never Be Rude To An Arab (1:00)
21. Oliver Cromwell (4:11)
22. Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) (0:43)
23. Sit On My Face (0:45)
24. Spam-song (0:34)
25. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (3:33)

1994

The Instant Monty Python CD Collection

1. Another Monty Python Record, Side 1 (25:51)
2. Monty Python Live at Drury Lane, Side 1 (32:08)
3. Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album, Side 2 (25:35)
4. Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Side 1 (25:21)
5. Monty Python's Previous Record, Side 2 (20:03)
6. The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Side 1 (23:26)
7. Another Monty Python Record, Side 2 (27:56)
8. Monty Python Live at Drury Lane, Side 2 (29:37)
9. Monty Python's Life of Brian, Side 1 (25:13)
10. Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Side 2 (27:54)
11. The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Side 2 (23:48)
12. The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief, Side 1 (21:21)
13. Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album, Side 1 (19:22)
14. Monty Python's Life of Brian, Side 2 (26:46)
15. Monty Python's Previous Record, Side 1 (25:24)
16. The Monty Python Matching Tie and Handkerchief, Side 2 (19:55)