Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car

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Song Lyrics

Performed by Adam Sandler

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin` pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car`s a big piece of shit
`Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt`s fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It`s a piece of shit)

I can`t see through the windshield
`Cause it`s got a big fucking` crack
And the interior smells real bad
`Cause my friend puked in the back
(It`s a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He`s got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin` pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It`s got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin` brakes
I`m always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole"
(You fuckin` piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin` pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You`re too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I`m too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin` stalls
And the seat cushion`s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There`s no chance I`ll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin` tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I`m a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)

Remixes

Release History

13 February 1996

What the Hell Happened to Me?

1. Joining The Cult (2:53)
2. Respect (4:35)
3. Ode To My Car (3:55)
4. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal (0:45)
5. The Goat (8:52)
6. The Chanukah Song (3:43)
7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over (1:04)
8. The Hypnotist (8:03)
9. Steve Polychronopolous (3:11)
10. The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview (1:11)
11. Do It For Your Mama (5:24)
12. Crazy Love (3:57)
13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson (1:09)
14. The Adventures Of The Cow (5:04)
15. Dip Doodle (3:48)
16. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman (1:03)
17. Memory Lane (2:43)
18. Mr. Bake-O (4:06)
19. Sex Or Weight Lifting (7:06)
20. What The Hell Happened To Me? (2:26)