Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

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Song Lyrics

(Spoken) Woo! Somebody done been to the WalMart!
Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas.
Well you cleaned up, whatcha get?

(Sung) 5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT

(Spoken) You got gypped, there`s 12 days to Christmas!
I know that, i got it covered! Look over there in the corner!
That`s yours too?
yeah!

(Chorus)(Sung)
12 pack of bud
11 wrestlin` tickets
Tin a` copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells
2 huntin dogs
and some parts to a Mustang GT

(Spoken) Man, these ain`t normal christmas presents!
Naw, they`re Redneck Gifts!
Redneck gifts?
yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin` lures,
or if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells.
Perhaps if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive
or if you`ve ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights
or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Claus!
Whats wrong with that?
I didn`t say anything`s wrong with it, it`s hard to beat..

(Chorus)

(Spoken) Well, you know you can`t really consider it Christmas unless you go down to the penitentiary and visit your Momma
You`re not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear, that`s where the 9 years probation comes in.
Now I`m gonna do it for you again,listen

(Chorus)

(Spoken) Are you cryin?
Naw, just my allergies
Happy Holidays everybody!

Release History

27 August 1996

Crank It Up: The Music Album

1. Redneck Stomp (2:58)
2. S.I.N.G.L.E. (4:02)
3. Party All Night (3:06)
4. Redneck Games (0:00)
5. Big O' Moon (3:27)
6. Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas (2:22)
7. Pure Bred Redneck (3:04)
8. Let Me Drive (0:00)
9. Copenhagen (2:15)
10. Howdy From Maui (2:37)
11. Twas The Night After Christmas (3:17)
12. Still More You Might Be A Redneck If ... (2:57)

27 August 1996

Crank It Up - The Music Album

1. Redneck Stomp (2:58)
2. S.I.N.G.L.E. (4:02)
3. Party All Night (3:06)
4. Redneck Games (0:00)
5. Big O' Moon (3:27)
6. Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas (2:22)
7. Pure Bred Redneck (3:04)
8. Let Me Drive (0:00)
9. Copenhagen (2:15)
10. Howdy From Maui (2:37)
11. Twas The Night After Christmas (3:17)
12. Still More You Might Be A Redneck If ... (2:57)

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Greatest Bits

1. It's OK That I'm This Way (3:49)
2. Rednecks And Shiny Stuff (0:23)
3. Commemorative Plates (0:35)
4. Rednecks Play The Lottery (0:19)
5. Bubble Wrap (0:24)
6. Super-Size Them Fries (0:22)
7. You Might Be A Redneck If... (2:43)
8. Redneck Stomp (2:58)
9. First Single's Apartment (1:56)
10. The Security Deposit (0:17)
11. The Morning After (0:32)
12. She Has A Boyfriend (0:40)
13. I Need Some Space (0:45)
14. Party All Night (3:06)
15. Men's/Women's Magazines (0:31)
16. Bikini Season (0:27)
17. You Will Get Remarried (0:49)
18. Totally Committed (3:19)
19. Clampetts Go To Maui (6:52)
20. Howdy From Maui (2:37)
21. I'm From Georgia (0:14)
22. Words In The South (2:15)
23. My Favorite Southern Word (0:19)
24. NASA & Alabama (1:52)
25. Southern Accent (2:24)
26. Redneck Games (0:00)
27. Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas (2:22)