I love you, you love me, we`re a happy (Gunshots)
Shut tha fuck up!
Oh, it`s a murda party, and ima kill Barney
Crack his fuckin` skull wit a bottle of Bacardi
Msiss Piggy, Kermit, faggot ass muppets
Raggedy puppets, they dead anyway, so fuck it
It`s a beautiful day in the neighboorhood
Cancer got to ya first, but it`s all good
Lamb Chops, exactly, good eats
Cook ya ass up on Sesame Street
Bannana`s In Pajama`s, can`t stand us
Attempted murder, but we smoke too much, they out ran us
Telletubbies, fuck Tinky Winky
Die mutha fucka, c`mon think quickly
Missed oh shit, when I took a shot
But hey, at least I hit Baby Bop
Now kids, ya feelin`s, I didn`t mean to hurted`em
But these wack children role models, I done murdered`em
(Barney Theme to the beat)
Sesame street has been a re-run for the last decade
And cuz of me the guy from Reading Rainbow never got paid
This program`s been brought to you in part by bitches like you
I bust Blue in the head that`s why he talks like *Baboo-Boo*
Went up to the wack show headquarters, PBS
And there was Barney smokin` up on some cess
I took out Telletubbies cuz they got too much fame
Now Tinky Winky refs at all the CFG basketball games
Sayin` I love you, and you love me
That wack show creates disfunctional families
The new shows piss me off, like Rolie-Polie-Olie
I walk up to that bitch like, whuts up on my forty?
Shoulda seen Lamb Chops when I killed her friend
Now we`ll see if that song will ever end
Now back to Sesame Street, I reach into my pouch
Cuz I only smoke out with my homie Oscar The Grouch
(Barney Theme to the beat)
The Care Bears (Dead) Berenstein Bears (Dead)
All the furry little bitches, bitch you heard what I said
Listen to me, I take my forty
Then I crack it over all they fuckin` heads even Barney
Feelin` horny, so I fuck me a Miss Piggy
Smacked her in the mouth, then I cracked her head on the chimney
Sesame Street, knock`em off they feet
Goldilocks, Three Bears, suck on this meat
Bert and Ernie, they can both fuck off
I`m walkin` down Sesame Street with my muthafuckin` sawed off
I blow they heads off (Bang Bang) oh whut you gonna do?
Fuck the Power Rangers, and all the Poke`Mon too
Not to mention, that non-talkin` muthafucka, Scooby-Doo
Just listen, fuck him and his Mystery Crew
I ain`t got a problem, I can`t stand`em
If I could get`em all together I would fuckin` back hand`em
(Barney Theme to the beat)
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