Don`t you know there ain`t no devil, it`s just god when he`s drunk.
Their memory`s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can`t remember Tell the things you can`t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
I`m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
It`s hard to win when you always lose.
I`m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
The piano has been drinking, not me.
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
I`d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
All hardware items must be admired for their sonic properties: pitchforks, egg beaters, crowbars, fireplace grates, shovels, anvils, rebars (the structural reinforcement rods used in poured concrete), trash cans - the list goes on and on and they`re all waiting to be played.
If Michael Jackson wants to work for Pepsi, why doesn`t he just get himself a suit and an office in their headquarters and be done with it?
I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.
I`d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
No, I don`t have a drinking problem except when I can`t get a drink.
Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.