'Weird Al' Yankovic - Living with a Hernia

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"Living With a Hernia"
written by `Weird Al` Yankovic

Help me out! Dig!
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there ain`t nothin` to discuss
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss

Living with a hernia
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old

Too much back pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Can`t run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can`t play tennis and it`s hard to bowl
You can`t even do the splits now... Say it!
Better call it quits now
Now I`m sick of all this dancin` anyhow

Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation

I live with a hernia
Can`t get up, can`t bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute...
You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
There`s incomplete
Epigastric
Bladder
Strangulated
Lumbar hernia
Richter`s hernia
Obstructed
Inguinal and Direct

Living with a hernia...Rupture!
I said it`s causin` me such irritation
Living with a hernia
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
I feel bad!

Release History

1988

Greatest Hits

1. Fat (3:35)
2. Eat It (3:20)
3. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
4. Ricky (2:35)
5. Addicted to Spuds (3:52)
6. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
7. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
8. Lasagna (2:47)
9. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
10. One More Minute (4:05)

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Permanent Record: Al In The Box

1. My Bologna ((Capitol Records Single Version)) (2:20)
2. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
3. Happy Birthday ((Placebo E.P. Version)) (2:40)
4. I Love Rocky Road (2:35)
5. Ricky (2:35)
6. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
7. Midnight Star (4:34)
8. Eat It (3:20)
9. Mr. Popeil (4:42)
10. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
11. Buy Me a Condo (3:52)
12. King of Suede (4:15)
13. Yoda (3:58)
14. This is The Life (3:06)
15. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
16. One More Minute (4:05)
17. I Want a New Duck (3:02)
18. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
19. Hooked on Polkas (3:55)
20. Addicted to Spuds (3:52)
21. Dog Eat Dog (3:43)
22. Here's Johnny (3:24)
23. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
24. Christmas at Ground Zero (3:09)
25. Lasagna (2:47)
26. Good Old Days (3:23)
27. Fat (3:35)
28. Melanie (4:00)
29. I Think I'm a Clone Now (3:19)
30. You Make Me (3:04)
31. Alimony (3:13)
32. Uhf (5:10)
33. Money for Nothing/beverly Hillbillies (3:11)
34. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (6:48)
35. Spam (2:59)
36. Generic Blues (4:34)
37. Polka Your Eyes out (3:49)
38. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
39. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
40. When I Was Your Age (4:37)
41. I Can't Watch This (3:31)
42. Trigger Happy (3:46)
43. Taco Grande (3:44)
44. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
45. Harvey The Wonder Hamster (0:24)
46. Achy Breaky Song (3:23)
47. Livin' in The Fridge (3:37)
48. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
49. Jurassic Park (3:54)
50. Headline News (3:45)

21 October 1986

Polka Party!

1. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
2. Dog Eat Dog (3:43)
3. Addicted to Spuds (3:52)
4. One of Those Days (3:16)
5. Polka Party! (3:12)
6. Here's Johnny (3:24)
7. Don't Wear Those Shoes (3:35)
8. Toothless People (3:22)
9. Good Enough for Now (3:02)
10. Christmas at Ground Zero (3:09)

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31 August 2010

The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic

1. Albuquerque (1:23)
2. Amish Paradise (3:19)
3. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
4. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
5. Bob (2:29)
6. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
7. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
8. Dog Eat Dog (3:43)
9. Don't Download This Song (3:55)
10. Eat It (3:20)
11. Ebay (3:36)
12. Everything You Know is Wrong (3:47)
13. Fat (3:35)
14. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
15. Genius in France (8:54)
16. Good Old Days (3:23)
17. Gump (2:09)
18. Hardware Store (3:44)
19. I'll Sue Ya (3:53)
20. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
21. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
22. Jurassic Park (3:54)
23. Lasagna (2:47)
24. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
25. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
26. Melanie (4:00)
27. Midnight Star (4:34)
28. One More Minute (4:05)
29. Pancreas (3:51)
30. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
31. Ricky (2:35)
32. Since You've Been Gone (1:22)
33. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
34. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (6:48)
35. The Night Santa Went Crazy (4:03)
36. The Saga Begins (5:28)
37. Trapped in The Drive-Thru (10:50)
38. Trigger Happy (3:46)
39. Uhf (5:10)
40. Wanna B Ur Lovr (6:13)
41. White & Nerdy (2:52)
42. Yoda (3:58)
43. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
44. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)

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The Essential Weird Al Yankovic 3.0

1. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
2. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
3. Eat It (3:20)
4. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
5. Yoda (3:58)
6. One More Minute (4:05)
7. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
8. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
9. Dog Eat Dog (3:43)
10. Lasagna (2:47)
11. Melanie (4:00)
12. Fat (3:35)
13. Uhf (5:10)
14. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (6:48)
15. Trigger Happy (3:46)
16. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
17. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
18. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
19. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
20. Jurassic Park (3:54)
21. Since You've Been Gone (1:22)
22. Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) (3:19)
23. Gump (Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents Of The United States) (2:10)
24. Everything You Know is Wrong (3:47)
25. The Night Santa Went Crazy (4:03)
26. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)
27. It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff… (3:34)
28. The Saga Begins (Lyrical Adaption of "American Pie") (5:28)
29. Albuquerque (1:23)
30. Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) (3:35)
31. Bob (2:29)
32. Hardware Store (3:44)
33. I'll Sue Ya (Main Version) (3:51)
34. Canadian Idiot (Parody Of "American Idiot" By Green Day) (Main Version) (2:23)
35. Pancreas (Main Version) (3:48)
36. Don't Download This Song (Main Version) (3:54)
37. White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main… (2:50)
38. Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Parody of "Trapped In The Closet" by R. Kelly) (Main… (0:51)
39. Ricky (2:35)
40. Midnight Star (4:34)
41. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
42. Good Old Days (3:23)
43. Wanna B Ur Lovr (6:13)
44. Genius in France (8:54)

04 November 2003

The Ultimate Video Collection

1. Fat (3:35)
2. Amish Paradise (3:19)
3. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
4. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
5. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
6. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
7. Gump (2:09)
8. Jurassic Park (3:54)
9. Headline News (3:45)
10. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
11. Eat It (3:20)
12. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
13. Uhf (5:10)
14. Money for Nothing/beverly Hillbillies (3:11)
15. One More Minute (4:05)
16. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
17. This is The Life (3:06)
18. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
19. Spy Hard (2:49)
20. Ricky (2:35)
21. Christmas at Ground Zero (3:09)
22. I Love Rocky Road (2:35)
23. Bob (2:29)
24. The Saga Begins (5:28)

Disc 2

25. The Weird Al Show Clips (4:38)
26. Another One Rides The Bus (Live On NBC's The Tomorrow Show) (3:15)

21 January 1998

The Videos

1. Program Start
2. Ricky (2:35)
3. I Love Rocky Road (2:35)
4. Eat It (3:20)
5. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
6. This is The Life (3:06)
7. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
8. One More Minute (4:05)
9. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
10. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
11. Christmas at Ground Zero (3:09)
12. Fat (3:35)
13. Beverly Hillbillies / Money For Nothing
14. Uhf (5:10)
15. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
16. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
17. Jurassic Park (3:54)
18. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
19. Headline News (3:45)
20. Amish Paradise (3:19)
21. Gump (2:09)
22. Spy Hard (2:49)

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1992

The "Weird Al" Yankovic Video Library - His Greatest Hits

1. Fat (3:35)
2. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
3. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
4. Eat It (3:20)
5. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
6. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
7. This is The Life (3:06)
8. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
9. I Love Rocky Road (2:35)
10. Christmas at Ground Zero (3:09)
11. Ricky (2:35)
12. One More Minute (4:05)

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Vol. 1-Greatest Hits

1. Addicted to Spuds (3:52)
2. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
3. Eat It (3:20)
4. Fat (3:35)
5. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
6. Lasagna (2:47)
7. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
8. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
9. One More Minute (4:05)
10. Ricky (2:35)