'Weird Al' Yankovic - Like a Surgeon

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Song Lyrics

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I`m just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I`m trying to avoid, yeah I`m trying to avoid
A malpractice suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin` for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gauze nurse
This patient`s fading fast
Complications have set in
Don`t know how long he`ll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I`ll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin` for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here`s a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe
Woe, woe, woe
Woe, woe, woe

It`s a fact - I`m a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
`Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin` for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh-hoo like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh ho, oh ho

Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

Release History

1985

Like A Surgeon

1. Like a Surgeon (3:32)
2. Slime Creatures from Outer Space (4:23)

1988

Greatest Hits

1. Fat (3:36)
2. Eat It (3:19)
3. Like a Surgeon (3:32)
4. Ricky (2:35)
5. Addicted to Spuds (3:49)
6. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
7. Dare to Be Stupid (3:25)
8. Lasagna (2:45)
9. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:26)
10. One More Minute (4:04)

2009

The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic

1. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
2. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
3. Eat It (3:19)
4. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:26)
5. Yoda (3:58)
6. One More Minute (4:04)
7. Like a Surgeon (3:32)
8. Dare to Be Stupid (3:25)
9. Dog Eat Dog (3:42)
10. Lasagna (2:45)
11. Melanie (3:57)
12. Fat (3:36)
13. UHF (Single Version) (3:51)
14. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
15. Trigger Happy (3:46)
16. Smells Like Nirvana (3:42)
17. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
18. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
19. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
20. Jurassic Park (3:53)
21. Since You've Been Gone (1:21)
22. Amish Paradise (3:19)
23. Gump (2:09)
24. Everything You Know is Wrong (3:46)
25. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) (3:59)
26. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)
27. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
28. The Saga Begins (5:28)
29. Albuquerque (11:23)
30. Ebay (3:36)
31. Bob (2:29)
32. Hardware Store (3:44)
33. I'll Sue Ya (3:53)
34. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
35. Pancreas (3:51)
36. Don't Download This Song (3:55)
37. White & Nerdy (2:52)
38. Trapped in The Drive-Thru (10:50)

1985

Dare To Be Stupid

1. Like a Surgeon (3:32)
2. Dare to Be Stupid (3:25)
3. I Want a New Duck (3:04)
4. One More Minute (4:04)
5. Yoda (3:58)
6. George of The Jungle (1:05)
7. Slime Creatures from Outer Space (4:23)
8. Girls Just Want to Have Lunch (2:48)
9. This is The Life (3:06)
10. Cable Tv (3:38)
11. Hooked on Polkas (3:51)

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1999

Live!

1. Gump (2:09)
2. Polka Power! (4:21)
3. Jerry Springer (2:46)
4. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder (3:26)
5. The Night Santa Went Crazy (3:59)
6. Dare to Be Stupid (3:25)
7. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
8. Germs (4:38)
9. One More Minute (4:04)
10. Like a Surgeon (3:32)
11. Medley
12. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi (3:02)
13. Smells Like Nirvana (3:42)
14. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
15. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
16. Amish Paradise (3:19)
17. I Love Rocky Road (2:35)
18. Achy Breaky Song (3:23)
19. Fat (3:36)
20. Jurassic Park (3:53)
21. The Saga Begins (5:28)
22. Grapefruit Diet (3:30)
23. Yoda (3:58)
24. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:26)
25. The Saga Begins (Video)
26. Eat It (3:19)
27. It's All About The Pentiums (Video)