'Weird Al' Yankovic - Alimony

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Song Lyrics

(cheering)

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin` me dry as a bony pony
Workin` three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Yeah) `Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)
Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
I`m in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Lawyer`s callin` me on the telephony
Tryin` to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

(Get) Well I`m out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
I`m broke (alimony), it`s no joke (alimony)
The check`s in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you`ll sue?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)

Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

Wow

(cash register "ching")

(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)
Come on, come on, come on

Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry (alimony)

I said no (no), oh no (no)
No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)

Release History

1988

Even Worse

1. Fat (3:36)
2. Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White (5:00)
3. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long (3:35)
4. You Make Me (3:04)
5. I Think I'm a Clone Now (3:17)
6. Lasagna (2:45)
7. Melanie (3:57)
8. Alimony (3:13)
9. Velvet Elvis (4:25)
10. Twister (1:02)
11. Good Old Days (3:21)