'Weird Al' Yankovic - Canadian Idiot

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Song Lyrics

Don`t wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don`t wanna be some beer-swillin` hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can`t take `em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow`s what they export
They treat curling just like it`s a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can`t understand a thing they`re talkin` aboot

Sure, they`ve got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they`ve got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin` a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don`t wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they`re hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they`ll just say "Sorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It`s gotta mean they`re all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike

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Release History

26 February 2007

Canadian Idiot

1. Canadian Idiot (2:23)

2009

The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic

1. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
2. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
3. Eat It (3:19)
4. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:26)
5. Yoda (3:58)
6. One More Minute (4:04)
7. Like a Surgeon (3:32)
8. Dare to Be Stupid (3:25)
9. Dog Eat Dog (3:42)
10. Lasagna (2:45)
11. Melanie (3:57)
12. Fat (3:36)
13. UHF (Single Version) (3:51)
14. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
15. Trigger Happy (3:46)
16. Smells Like Nirvana (3:42)
17. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
18. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
19. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
20. Jurassic Park (3:53)
21. Since You've Been Gone (1:21)
22. Amish Paradise (3:19)
23. Gump (2:09)
24. Everything You Know is Wrong (3:46)
25. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) (3:59)
26. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)
27. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
28. The Saga Begins (5:28)
29. Albuquerque (11:23)
30. Ebay (3:36)
31. Bob (2:29)
32. Hardware Store (3:44)
33. I'll Sue Ya (3:53)
34. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
35. Pancreas (3:51)
36. Don't Download This Song (3:55)
37. White & Nerdy (2:52)
38. Trapped in The Drive-Thru (10:50)

26 September 2006

Straight Outta Lynwood

1. White & Nerdy (2:52)
2. Pancreas (3:51)
3. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
4. I'll Sue Ya (3:53)
5. Polkarama! (4:19)
6. The Chicken Dance
7. Virus Alert (3:48)
8. Confessions Part III (3:54)
9. Lets Get It Started
10. Take Me Out
11. Weasel Stomping Day (1:36)
12. Beverly Hills
13. Close but No Cigar (3:57)
14. Do I Creep You out (2:48)
15. The Nina Bobina Polka
16. Speed Of Sound
17. Trapped in The Drive-Thru (10:50)
18. Don't Download This Song (3:55)
19. Float On
20. Feel Good Inc.
21. Don't Cha
22. Somebody Told Me
23. Slither
24. Candy Shop
25. Drop It Like It's Hot
26. Pon De Replay
27. Gold Digger
28. Al In The Studio (9:09)