'Weird Al' Yankovic - Dog Eat Dog

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Found a job in a great big office
And I really love this place
I got my.... my very own scotch tape dispenser
And I`ve got a private parking space... ha!
And I`ve got a coffee mug with my name right on it
In big bold letters so everyone knows it`s mine
Don`t even touch it, Cause it doesn`t belong to you
I`m watchin you, so don`t get funny.

I`m climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch out! It`s dog eat dog
Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright
Watch Out! It`s dog eat dog.
Here we go

I love to watch my boss get angry
So I can count the veins on his neck. Ha!
Everyday is like a picnic
Every Friday, get a check

Well, do I smell Jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!
I`ll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetner
Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut
They`ll never miss it. No, they`ll never miss it!

I`m climbing up, up the corporate ladder
Watch Out! Well, It`s dog eat dog.
Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright.
Watch out! Hey! Well, It`s dog eat dog.

Sometimes I can`t believe this is all happening
Sometimes I can`t believe I`m sitting here
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!"
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair!"

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals
Maybe I can get on Letterman
I think I made a big mistake
Where`s my liquid paper, where`s my liquid paper?

I`m climbing way up, way up the corporate ladder
Watch out! Well, It`s dog eat dog.
Nose against the grindstone, It feels alright
Better be careful now, It`s dog eat dog
Watch out mama! it`s dog eat dog.
Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good.
Hey, dog eat dog.

Release History

2009

The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic

1. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
2. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
3. Eat It (3:19)
4. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:26)
5. Yoda (3:58)
6. One More Minute (4:04)
7. Like a Surgeon (3:32)
8. Dare to Be Stupid (3:25)
9. Dog Eat Dog (3:42)
10. Lasagna (2:45)
11. Melanie (3:57)
12. Fat (3:36)
13. UHF (Single Version) (3:51)
14. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
15. Trigger Happy (3:46)
16. Smells Like Nirvana (3:42)
17. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
18. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
19. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
20. Jurassic Park (3:53)
21. Since You've Been Gone (1:21)
22. Amish Paradise (3:19)
23. Gump (2:09)
24. Everything You Know is Wrong (3:46)
25. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) (3:59)
26. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)
27. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
28. The Saga Begins (5:28)
29. Albuquerque (11:23)
30. Ebay (3:36)
31. Bob (2:29)
32. Hardware Store (3:44)
33. I'll Sue Ya (3:53)
34. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
35. Pancreas (3:51)
36. Don't Download This Song (3:55)
37. White & Nerdy (2:52)
38. Trapped in The Drive-Thru (10:50)

21 October 1986

Polka Party!

1. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
2. Dog Eat Dog (3:42)
3. Addicted to Spuds (3:49)
4. One of Those Days (3:16)
5. Polka Party! (3:12)
6. Here's Johnny (3:22)
7. Don't Wear Those Shoes (3:35)
8. Toothless People (3:22)
9. Good Enough for Now (3:02)
10. Christmas at Ground Zero (3:08)