'Weird Al' Yankovic - Its All About The Pentiums

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It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chat room yakkers
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard

Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse

Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet

Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' 'Me too' like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chat room yakkers
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard

Uh, uh, loggin' in now, wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box

You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old, well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operation system
Gave props to some, and others, I dissed 'em

While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says 'Etch-A-Sketch' on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, 'Alt.total-loser'
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chat room yakkers
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard
What?

Remixes

Release History

1999

It's All About The Pentiums

1. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
2. Saga Begins
3. Saga Begins MPEG

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1999

Live!

1. Gump (2:09)
2. Polka Power! (4:21)
3. Jerry Springer (2:46)
4. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder (3:26)
5. The Night Santa Went Crazy (4:03)
6. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
7. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
8. Germs (4:38)
9. One More Minute (4:05)
10. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
11. Medley
12. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi (3:02)
13. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
14. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
15. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
16. Amish Paradise (3:19)
17. I Love Rocky Road (2:35)
18. Achy Breaky Song (3:23)
19. Fat (3:35)
20. Jurassic Park (3:54)
21. The Saga Begins (5:28)
22. Grapefruit Diet (3:30)
23. Yoda (3:58)
24. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
25. The Saga Begins (Video)
26. Eat It (3:20)
27. It's All About The Pentiums (Video)

29 June 1999

Running With Scissors

1. The Saga Begins (5:28)
2. My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder (3:26)
3. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi (3:02)
4. The Weird Al Show Theme (1:13)
5. Jerry Springer (2:46)
6. Germs (4:38)
7. Polka Power! (4:21)
8. Wannabe
9. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)
10. Flagpole Sitta
11. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
12. Ghetto Supastar
13. Truck Drivin' Song (2:27)
14. Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
15. Grapefruit Diet (3:30)
16. Albuquerque (1:23)
17. Walkin' On The Sun
18. Intergalactic
19. Tubthumping
20. Ray Of Light
21. Push
22. Semi-Charmed Life
23. The Dope Show
24. Mmmbop
25. Sex And Candy
26. Closing Time
27. Way Moby Polka
28. There's No Going Home (14:34)

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31 August 2010

The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic

1. Albuquerque (1:23)
2. Amish Paradise (3:19)
3. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
4. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
5. Bob (2:29)
6. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
7. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
8. Dog Eat Dog (3:43)
9. Don't Download This Song (3:55)
10. Eat It (3:20)
11. Ebay (3:36)
12. Everything You Know is Wrong (3:47)
13. Fat (3:35)
14. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
15. Genius in France (8:54)
16. Good Old Days (3:23)
17. Gump (2:09)
18. Hardware Store (3:44)
19. I'll Sue Ya (3:53)
20. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
21. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
22. Jurassic Park (3:54)
23. Lasagna (2:47)
24. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
25. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
26. Melanie (4:00)
27. Midnight Star (4:34)
28. One More Minute (4:05)
29. Pancreas (3:51)
30. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
31. Ricky (2:35)
32. Since You've Been Gone (1:22)
33. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
34. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (6:48)
35. The Night Santa Went Crazy (4:03)
36. The Saga Begins (5:28)
37. Trapped in The Drive-Thru (10:50)
38. Trigger Happy (3:46)
39. Uhf (5:10)
40. Wanna B Ur Lovr (6:13)
41. White & Nerdy (2:52)
42. Yoda (3:58)
43. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
44. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)

2009

The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic

1. Another One Rides The Bus (2:35)
2. Polkas on 45 (4:19)
3. Eat It (3:20)
4. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
5. Yoda (3:58)
6. One More Minute (4:05)
7. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
8. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
9. Dog Eat Dog (3:43)
10. Lasagna (2:47)
11. Melanie (4:00)
12. Fat (3:35)
13. UHF (Single Version) (3:51)
14. The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota (6:48)
15. Trigger Happy (3:46)
16. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
17. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
18. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
19. Frank's 2000 Tv (4:04)
20. Jurassic Park (3:54)
21. Since You've Been Gone (1:22)
22. Amish Paradise (3:19)
23. Gump (2:09)
24. Everything You Know is Wrong (3:47)
25. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version) (3:59)
26. Your Horoscope for Today (3:59)
27. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
28. The Saga Begins (5:28)
29. Albuquerque (1:23)
30. Ebay (3:36)
31. Bob (2:29)
32. Hardware Store (3:44)
33. I'll Sue Ya (3:53)
34. Canadian Idiot (2:23)
35. Pancreas (3:51)
36. Don't Download This Song (3:55)
37. White & Nerdy (2:52)
38. Trapped in The Drive-Thru (10:50)

04 November 2003

The Ultimate Video Collection

1. Fat (3:35)
2. Amish Paradise (3:19)
3. Its All About The Pentiums (3:34)
4. Smells Like Nirvana (3:44)
5. You Don't Love Me Anymore (4:01)
6. Bedrock Anthem (3:41)
7. Gump (2:09)
8. Jurassic Park (3:54)
9. Headline News (3:45)
10. Dare to Be Stupid (3:27)
11. Eat It (3:20)
12. Like a Surgeon (3:29)
13. Uhf (5:10)
14. Money for Nothing/beverly Hillbillies (3:11)
15. One More Minute (4:05)
16. I Lost on Jeopardy (3:30)
17. This is The Life (3:06)
18. Living with a Hernia (3:18)
19. Spy Hard (2:49)
20. Ricky (2:35)
21. Christmas at Ground Zero (3:09)
22. I Love Rocky Road (2:35)
23. Bob (2:29)
24. The Saga Begins (5:28)

Disc 2

25. The Weird Al Show Clips (4:38)
26. Another One Rides The Bus (Live On NBC's The Tomorrow Show) (3:15)