[Intro]
[Eminem making sounds]
Ok..
Guess who`s back?(back,back)
Back again(gain,gain)
Shady`s back(back back)
Tell a friend(friend,friend)
Oooooo
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
[Verse 1]
Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who`s back with a brand new rap?
And I don`t mean rap as in a new case of child molestation and accusates
Ahahahahah
No worries, papa`s got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything, but little boys
That`s not a stab at Michael
That`s just a metaphor, I`m just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it`s cool if you let one go
Nobody`s gonna know, who`d hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it`s OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Chorus]
Now I`m gonna make you dance
It`s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you`re my world
Alright now lose it
Ahahaha
Just lose it
Ahahahahah
Go crazy
Ahahahahah
Oh baby
Ahah
Oh baby, baby
Aha
[Verse 2]
It`s Friday and it`s my day
Just to party all the way to sunday
Maybe til monday, I dunno what day
Everyday`s just a holiday
Crusin` on the freeway
Feelin` kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin` my hair blow
I dunno where I`m goin`
All I know is when I get there
Someone`s gonna "touch my body"
Excuse me miss, I don`t mean to sound like a jerk
But I`m feelin` just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what`s your name girl?
What`s your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! Ahah
Beer goggles Blind!
I`m just tryna unwind, now I`m
[Chorus]
Now I`m gonna make you dance
It`s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you`re my world
Alright now lose it
Ahahahah
Just lose it
Ahahahah
Go crazy
Ahahahah
Oh baby
Ahah
Oh baby, baby
Ahah
[Verse 3]
It`s Tuesday and I`m locked up
I`m in jail and I don`t know what happend
They say I was running butt naked
Down the street screaming
(HA-HA-HA-HA-HA)
Well I`m sorry, I don`t remember
All I know is this much
I`m not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin` at an old lady `touch my body!`"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it`s 8 Mile now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Oh there`s B-Rabbit
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I`m a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don`t have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella`s (WHAT?!) Fella`s (WHAT?!)
Grab you left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
Black girls
White girls
Skinny girls
Fat girls
Tall girls
Small girls
I`m callin` all girls
Everyone report to the dance floor
It`s your chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin` it`s the season
Just go Ahahahah
It`s so appeasin`
[Chorus]
Now I`m gonna make you dance
It`s your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you`re my world
Alright now lose it
Ahahahah
Just lose it
Ahahahah
Go crazy
Ahahahah
Oh baby
ahah
Oh baby, baby
ahah
[Outro]
UmMmMmm touch my body
UmMmMmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body
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