Frank Zappa - 200 Years Old

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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)
Bruce Fowler (trombone)
Tom Fowler (bass)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Chester Thompson (drums)

I was sittin` in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania, six o`clock in the morning, got up to early, it was a terrible mistake... sittin` there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of orange juice about as big as my finger and a bowl of horribly foreshortened cornflakes, and I said to myself: "This is the life!"...

She`s 200 years old,
so mean, she couldn`t grow no lips
Boy, she`d be in trouble if she tried to grow a mustache

She`s two hundred years old
Squattin` down & pockin` up
In front of the juke box
just like she had True Religion.. BOY!

She`s two hundred years old
Hoy!, hoy!, in 200 years,
half of this, none of that,
one.. fifty.. oh squattin`,
Yeah-ah, ain`t she got
Oohhh, she got religion now, boy.

Oohhhh, ?? ?? ??
Oohhhh, she`s just mean,
she just, she just can`t grow no lips.
Squat.. down, so mean she can`t grow no lips.
200 years old, so mean she can`t grow no lips.

Remixes

Release History

1996

Left Of The Dial

1. Tryin' To Grow A Chin (3:33)
2. Plastic People (4:39)
3. Läther (3:50)
4. Mudd Club (3:02)
5. It Just Might Be A One Shot Deal (1:57)
6. Suicide Chump (4:56)
7. Wplj (1:30)
8. Any Way The Wind Blows (2:52)
9. Lemme Take You To The Beach (2:46)
10. Baby Snakes (1:45)
11. Camarillo Brillo (3:10)
12. 200 Years Old (4:34)
13. Filthy Habits (7:12)
14. Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station (2:35)
15. Baby, Take Your Teeth Out (1:24)
16. Big Leg Emma (2:11)
17. Stink Foot (6:35)

November 1975

Bongo Fury

1. Debra Kadabra (3:54)
2. Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy (6:12)
3. Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top (2:50)
4. Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead (3:06)
5. 200 Years Old (4:34)
6. Cucamonga (2:24)
7. Advance Romance (7:43)
8. Man With The Woman Head (1:29)
9. Muffin Man (2:25)

1987

The Old Masters, Box Three

1. Big Swifty (2:16)
2. Your Mouth (3:11)
3. It Just Might Be A One Shot Deal (1:57)
4. Waka / Jawaka (11:18)
5. For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-hikers) (7:15)
6. The Grand Wazoo (13:24)
7. Cletus Awreetus-awrightus (2:55)
8. Eat That Question (1:55)
9. Blessed Relief (8:00)
10. Camarillo Brillo (3:10)
11. I'm The Slime (3:13)
12. Dirty Love (2:40)
13. Fifty - Fifty (6:08)
14. Zomby Woof
15. Dinah-moe Humm (3:16)
16. Montana (5:43)
17. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (20:16)
18. Nanook Rubs It (4:37)
19. St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (1:52)
20. Father O'blivion (2:18)
21. Cosmik Debris (5:13)
22. Excentrifugal Forz (1:31)
23. Apostrophe (5:53)
24. Uncle Remus (2:54)
25. Stink Foot (6:35)
26. Preamble (1:24)
27. Penguin In Bondage (6:50)
28. Pygmy Twylyte (8:22)
29. Dummy Up (5:03)
30. Village Of The Sun (4:33)
31. Echidna's Arf (Of You) (3:30)
32. Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? (4:56)
33. Cheepnis (4:28)
34. Son Of Orange County (5:55)
35. More Trouble Every Day (8:53)
36. Be-bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church) (15:23)
37. Inca Roads (10:54)
38. Can't Afford No Shoes (2:37)
39. Sofa No. 1 (2:38)
40. Po-jama People (7:38)
41. Florentine Pogen
42. Evelyn, A Modified Dog (1:05)
43. San Ber'dino (5:51)
44. Andy
45. Sofa No. 2 (2:38)
46. Debra Kedabra (3:54)
47. Carolina Hard-core Ecstasy (6:12)
48. Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top (2:50)
49. Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead (3:06)
50. 200 Years Old (4:34)
51. Cucamonga (2:24)
52. Advance Romance (7:43)
53. Man With The Woman Head (1:29)
54. Muffin Man (2:25)
55. Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station (2:35)
56. Black Napkins (5:22)
57. The Torture Never Stops (9:52)
58. Ms. Pinky (2:00)
59. Find Her Finer (4:22)
60. Friendly Little Finger (4:19)
61. Wonderful Wino (3:05)
62. Zoot Allures (4:15)
63. Disco Boy (5:28)