Alice: (as a giant) And as for you, your majesty! Your majesty indeed! Why, you`re not a queen,
Alice: You`re just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty...
Queen of Hearts: (giggles) And uh, just what were you saying, my dear?
Cheshire Cat: Why, she simply said that you`re a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant!
Queen of Hearts: Now then, are you ready for your sentence?
Alice: But there has to be a verdict first.
Queen of Hearts: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.
Alice: But that just isn`t the way.
Queen of Hearts: (shouting) All ways are...!
Alice: ...your ways, your Majesty.
Cheshire Cat: (singing) `Twas brilig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: / All mimsy were the borogroves, / And the mome raths outgrabe.
Alice: Now where do you suppose...?
Cheshire Cat: Lose something?
Alice: (turns around to find just the Cat`s smile talking to her) Oh my! oh, no no, I was just... uh never mind.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, that`s quite all right. One moment please.
(two eyes drop down on top of the mouth and the full cat form appears)
Cheshire Cat: Second chorus.
Cheshire Cat: `Twas brilig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
Alice: Why, why you`re a cat!
Cheshire Cat: A *Cheshire* Cat.
(starts to disappear)
Cheshire Cat: All mimsy were the borogroves...
Alice: Oh wait!
Cheshire Cat: (reappears) There you are! Third chorus...
Alice: Oh, no, no. I was just wondering if you could help me find my way.
Cheshire Cat: Well that depends on where you want to get to.
Alice: Oh, it really doesn`t matter, as long as...
Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn`t matter which way you go.
King of Hearts: What do you know about this unfortunate affair?
March Hare: Nothing.
Queen of Hearts: Nothing whatever?
March Hare: Nothing whatever!
Queen of Hearts: (shouts) That`s very important! Jury, write that down!
(the Caterpillar has called a very frustrated Alice back so he can finish the conversation)
Caterpillar: ...Keep your temper.
Alice: Is that all?
Caterpillar: No. "Exaketededly" what is your problem?
Alice: Well its exak... exact... Its precisely this. I should like to be a little larger, sir.
Alice: Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and...
Caterpillar: (suddenly angry) I am "exaketededly" three inches high, and it is a very good height indeed!
Alice: But I`m not used to it. And you needn`t *shout*!
Bird in the Tree: A serpent! Help! Help! Serpent! Serpeeent!
Alice: But please! Please!
Bird in the Tree: Off with you! Shoo! Shoo! Help! Serpent!
Alice: I`m not a serpent.
Bird in the Tree: You`re not? Then just what are you?
Alice: I`m just a little girl.
Bird in the Tree: Little? Little?
Alice: Well, I am... I mean, I was.
Bird in the Tree: And I suppose you don`t like eggs, either?
Alice: Yes, I like eggs, but...
Bird in the Tree: Aha! I knew it! I knew it! A serpent! Serpent! Serpeeeent!
Alice: Oh, for goodness sake!
Alice: (after the Warlus and the Carpenter) That was a very sad story.
Tweedle Dee: Aye, but there`s a moral to it.
Alice: Oh, a very good moral, if you happen to be an oyster.
Queen of Hearts: Now, where do you come from?
Alice: Well, I`m trying to find my way home...
Queen of Hearts: Your way? All ways here are my ways!
Alice: Yes, I know, but I was just thinking...
Queen of Hearts: Curtsy while you`re thinking. It saves time.
Alice: (curtsying) Yes, Your Majesty, but I just wanted to ask you...
Queen of Hearts: I`ll ask the questions! Do you play croquet?
Alice: Why, yes, Your Majesty.
Queen of Hearts: Then let the game begin!
White Rabbit: Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excelency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts!
White Rabbit: ... And the King.
Voice in crowd: Hooray!
Alice: Well, it all started when I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah.
March Hare: Very interesting - Who`s Dinah?
Alice: Oh, Dinah`s my cat. You see...
Dormouse: Cat? CAT!
Alice: Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I`ve ever been to in all my life.
Orchid: To put it bluntly, a weed.
White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...
Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.
White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.
Queen of Hearts: And who is this?
King of Hearts: Let me see, my dear. It`s certainly not a heart. Do you suppose it`s a club?
King of Hearts: Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.
Alice: I am not a mile high, and I`m not leaving.
Queen of Hearts: Sorry. Rule 42, you know.
Queen of Hearts: (after the Queen of Hearts is hit in the head and covered in the table cloth) Someone`s head IS GOING TO ROLL FOR THIS!
March Hare: Why don`t you start at the begining?
Mad Hatter: Yes and when you reach the end... Stop.
Alice: (after eating a mushroom) I`m tired of being only three inches high.
(suddenly grows out of control)
(Alice reaches the door to escape from the mob)
Doorknob: (tries to open the door) D`oh! Still locked you know!
Alice: (in horror) But the queen! I simply must get out!
Doorknob: (chuckles) But you *are* outside.
Doorknob: (opens his mouth) See for yourself.
(Alice sees through his mouth and sees herself asleep with Dinah also sleeping on her lap by a tree in a beautiful meadow)
Alice: Why - why that`s me! I`m asleep!
Queen of Hearts: (shout from a distance) Don`t let her get away! Off with her head!
Alice: (in terror, through the Doorknob`s mouth) Alice, wake up! Please, wake up, Alice!
Queen of Hearts: (comes closer with the other mob) Off with her head!
Alice: Alice! Please, wake up, Alice!
(as the mob draws nearer, the screen goes into multicolor until it shows Alice sleeping by the tree)
Alice: (voiceover) Alice! Alice! Alice!
Alice`s sister: (changes to her sister`s) Alice! Alice! Will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson.
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: (singing together) How do ya do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do ya do and shake hands and state your name and business.
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum: That`s manners!
Alice: (turning down an offer for a cup of tea) I`m sorry, but I just haven`t the time!
March Hare: The time! The time! Who`s got the time!
Mad Hatter: (after "fixing" the White Rabbit`s watch) Two days slow, that`s what it is.
Alice`s sister: (reading from a history book) ... leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him: and even Stigand... Alice.
(camera zooms out to show Alice sitting in a tree, playing with Dinah and some daisies)
Alice: Hmm? Oh, I`m listening.
Alice`s sister: And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown. William`s conduct at first was moderate.
(Alice laughs as her daisies fall on her sister`s face)
Alice: (drinks from bottle) Mmm... tastes like cherry tart.
Alice: Roast turkey.
(now at minimum size)
Alice: Goodness! What did I do?
Doorknob: You almost went out like a candle!
Alice: Why, look! I`m just the right size!
Doorknob: No use. I forgot to tell you. I`m locked!
Alice: Oh no!
Doorknob: But of course, you`ve got the key, so...
Alice: What key?
Doorknob: Now, don`t tell me you`ve left it up there!