Austin Powers: You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts.
(speaking to the camera)
Austin Powers: I thank you.
Foxxy Cleopatra: (Repeated line)
Foxxy Cleopatra: Sha-zam!
Goldmember: Right in the kanickies.
Fat Bastard: Oh great. Isn't this magical?
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?
Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther*
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil: (comes over to Goldmember) How 'bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?
Austin Powers: You're insane, Goldmember.
Goldmember: And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it
Goldmember: KC and the Sunshine Band.
Goldmember: I love gooooooold.
Austin Powers: Smashing, Basil. A pimp-mobile.
Basil Exposition: Yes, yes. I knew it would tickle *your* fancy.
Austin Powers: What can I say?
(Grabs dice on rear-view mirror)
Austin Powers: Cough!
(pretends to cough)
Nigel Powers: All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Goldmember: What? Take the fahza away! Dutch hater! And now, it is time to say goodbye. Dr. Evil's orders. Which, for you, is bad news bears,
(talks in a deep vioce)
Goldmember: Walter Matthau.