Virgil Hu: Dude, do you know what I could do if I had my own place?
Ben Manibag: What? Jerk off at the dinner table?
(imdb.com)
Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?
Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.
(imdb.com)
Virgil Hu: Oh dude, did I tell you? I got it.
Ben Manibag: Got what?
Virgil Hu: Remember how I told you I once saw Stephanie Vandergosh in a porn? Well I got it.
Ben Manibag: Shut the fuck up.
Virgil Hu: I'll show you right now fool!
Virgil Hu, Ben Manibag: (Both Laugh)
(imdb.com)
Han: (to Ben) People like you and me, we don't have to play by the rules, we can make our own.
(imdb.com)
Steve Choe: Are you happy?
Ben Manibag: I don't know.
Steve Choe: Fuck. That's the most truthful thing I've ever heard.
(imdb.com)
Stephanie Vandergosh: You know how you make decisions that lead to other decisions but you don't remember why you made those decisions in the first place.
(imdb.com)
(Virgil is lying down on Han's car and Han smacks him)
Han: Get the fuck off my car!
(imdb.com)
Ben Manibag: Virgil called Han over to watch some new porn, I guess Virgil just didn't have the balls to do it all alone.
(imdb.com)
Virgil Hu: What does he think he is? Some kind of Chinese movie star?
(Imitating Han)
Virgil Hu: "Hi, I'm Chow-Yun Fat. I'm sorry, I-I-I thought I was going to be fucking your girlfriend tonight. I guess I'd better just go home and stroke myself weally good. Weally weally good.
(normal voice, as Ben and Han leave)
Virgil Hu: Hey! Come on! I was just getting started!
(imdb.com)
(At a party)
Steve Choe: So this is where the Asians hang out?
Daric Loo: Yeah, the library's closed.
(imdb.com)
Steve Choe: Everyone needs a wake-up call.
(imdb.com)
(At a party)
Steve Choe: So this is where the Asians hang out?
Daric Loo: Yeah, the library's closed. (imdb.com)
Han: (to Ben) People like you and me, we don't have to play by the rules, we can make our own. (imdb.com)
Ben Manibag: I shoot 215 free throws a day. My goal is to beat Calvin Murphy's record of 95.8%. Thats 207 baskets. (imdb.com)
Steve Choe: Are you happy?
Ben Manibag: I don't know.
Steve Choe: Fuck. That's the most truthful thing I've ever heard. (imdb.com)
Steve Choe: You like Steph.
Ben Manibag: What?
Steve Choe: You want to take her to the winter formal?
Ben Manibag: Isn't that your job?
Steve Choe: I don't get into all that bullshit.
Ben Manibag: Why? You a fag or something?
Steve Choe: What do you think? (imdb.com)
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