Uh, Roy?
Yes Deutch?
It`s about my hats.
What about them? I mean, they bring something out in me. I...
I don`t want that something, I want my hats back.
Why just... we`re supposed to be friends... people who like each other want to see each other`s lives enriched in some way...
You were seen last night in a restaurant havingdinnerwith one of my hats.
It`s a small thing.
You know...
when I say you`re a pork chop you best believe you`re a pork chop.
P-O-R-K
C-H-O-P.
When a fella comes a callin` and you`re waiting there til morning...
He`s a pork chop.
Pork chop.
When he`s whistlin his romances, and he`s making other glances...
He`s a pork chop.
Pork chop.
He`s a running and a dancing while he paints the town a special blue.
Teaching roller skating to the missing farm, that`s the way he do.
So I care about things.
He can play mysterioso and everybody knows so.
He`s a pork chop.
Pork chop.
Gonna leave me at the altar reading comic books by Faulkner.
He`s a pork chop.
Pork chop.
He`s dragging his ass round, promises he said he`d do
and I knew
he`d be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming "you`re a pork chop!
Pork chop!"
I take issue.
You should try Faulkner.
I should WHAT!?
Try Faulkner.
...soundsdirty.
Look. The thing is this: I am a doer.
Huh!
There are doers and there are don`ters.
Yes, yes...
I may not be there for you, but I am doing things.
Yes... uh huh...
That`s a responsible person, a caring person, not what you say, a jambone de pork, whatever..
Wha... wait a second. Just wait a second...
*muffled argument*
I try to tell my feelings, and he`s looking at the ceiling.
He`s a pork chop.
Pork chop.
On and on about abuses, and he`s sitting being useless.
He`s a pork chop.
(That`s for sure!)
He`s dragging his ass round, promises he said he`d do
and I knew
he`d be ringin me this evening so suprised to hear me screaming "you`re a pork chop!
Pork chop!"
I am suprised! I don`t know why...
*more obscured arguing to end*
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