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Angela Arden: I'm in no mood for your patented brand of bitchery, missy. (imdb.com)

Angela Arden: Darling daughter, you sound like a square from Squaresville. (imdb.com)

Sam Fishbein: (At the funeral parlor: a producer friend passionately eulogizes Sol) Let us mourn the loss of a "warrior king," felled not in the field of battle, but by coronary thrombosis. As a producer myself, I would have preferred to see a man with Sol Sussman's stature lying in state: a draped catafalque, burning tapers... It distresses me that such a man should be hurriedly cremated like a mongrel DOG at the pound!
Bootsie Carp: Amen! At last the truth is spoken. (imdb.com)

Sol Sussman: Never forget that you're half Sussman. And the other half, that strange, Canadian goyish of flotsam... that, you can dismiss.
Edith Sussman: It's your blood that I'm proud of.
Sol Sussman: You are my daughter, my immortality. What is our motto?
Edith Sussman: Make it big... give it Class... and leave 'em with a message!
Sol Sussman: Yeah! (imdb.com)

Lance Sussman: (With Edith at a table in a diner) Edie, aren't you gonna' eat your cole slaw?
Edith Sussman: It's time you faced the truth: our mother murdered our father.
Lance Sussman: Hold the coleslaw...
Edith Sussman: She poisoned him.
Lance Sussman: He died of a heart attack.
Edith Sussman: Oh, many rich old men that die of heart attacks are really the victims of arsenic poisoning. Tony told me so.
Lance Sussman: When did he tell you that?
Edith Sussman: It doesn't matter.
Lance Sussman: Well, Bootsie told me she was with the coroner when he performed the autopsy. There was no trace of arsenic in his stomach.
Edith Sussman: What if mother was clever and found another way to slip him the arsenic? A method devised to bypass the digestive track?
Lance Sussman: I'm confused...
Edith Sussman: The night daddy died he was complaining of constipation. The doctor prescribed a powerful suppository. Suppose mother found a way of tampering with the laxative?
Edith Sussman: I don't believe it.
Edith Sussman: You are Sol Sussman's only son. It's up to you to avenge his death!
Lance Sussman: What do you want me to do?
Edith Sussman: Kill mother!
Lance Sussman: No!
(Lance jumps up and runs out) (imdb.com)