Gwar - Jiggle The Handle

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Song Lyrics

Scroda:
GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
Your turds have more power than mere human feces
Let`s use it`s great power to recover the pieces
The Toilet:
Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You!
You got to love me sooo good!
Yea, yea you can depend on me
Depending on,
if my water`s on...
if my pipe`s unglogged...
Ahhhhh if you`re water-logged...
Baby, I am the hole
I am your toilet bowl
I`ll suck your soul
Just pay... just pay my shitty toll!
ahhhh.
Scroda:
Coated in shit I give all you desire
Mystical doorway swimming in mire
We`ll use the plunger if blockage won`t budge
It`s a door through the plane of fudge
Oderus:
So many times I have found you,
still I always piss on the ground
Now that I can use you I`m gonna
stop fucking around
If you need shit, then I got shit
On that you can depend
I`ll pump your stump, you fuckin` hump,
my crappy, crap-caked friend
All:
The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods
Let`s pay it tribute and bury our wads
Beefcake:
I think we know what it`s all about.
Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.
Slymenstra:
I am a woman and I have my needs.
You can never really know just where
or when I`ll bleed
You need my egg, I need your seed
But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!
Toilet:
Yea, I`ll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree
Just keep that fucking tampon away from me.
Slymenstra:
Take in this world, it`s sooo beautiful...
Filthy humans, you`re all so full of it...
That which you can`t stand you can`t understand
Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd
you turn around into it and turn over to me.
Oderus:
Cross the river, leave the abyss
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
Beefcake:
Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.
Toilet:
Yea! Here it comes baby, I`m dropping my load
I`m ain`t just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh!
Scroda:
The power of the toilet must never be abused
He must be plunged, he must be sponged,
or carnage could ensue.
If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn`t that be a surprise!

Release History

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0000-00-00

Germany Must Be Destroyed: 2000-02-02: Zeche Carl, Essen, Germany

1. Intro (2:56)
2. Babyraper (2:43)
3. Ham on The Bone (2:07)
4. Tune from Da Moon (2:27)
5. Filthy Flow (2:15)
6. Jiggle The Handle (5:29)
7. The Salaminizer (3:59)
8. Maggots (4:34)
9. Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong (3:28)
10. Vlad The Impaler (3:16)
11. Jagermonsta (2:46)
12. Horror of Yig (4:14)
13. My Girly Ways (2:60)
14. Fishfuck (1:45)
15. A Short History Of The End Of The World
16. Gwar Theme (1:49)
17. Slap U Around (2:40)
18. Hate Love Songs (3:05)
19. Sick of You (3:11)
20. Mary Anne (2:43)

06 April 1999

We Kill Everything

1. Babyraper (2:43)
2. Fishfuck (1:45)
3. The Performer (3:24)
4. A Short History of The End of The World (Part VII (The Final Chapter (Abbr.))) (3:28)
5. Escape from The Mooselodge (5:25)
6. Tune from Da Moon (2:27)
7. Jiggle The Handle (5:29)
8. Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong (3:28)
9. Jagermonsta (2:46)
10. My Girly Ways (2:60)
11. The Master Has a Butt (4:06)
12. We Kill Everything (6:57)
13. Child (2:51)
14. Penile Drip (2:38)
15. Mary Anne (2:43)
16. Friend (1:18)
17. Fuckin' an Animal (3:09)