Chief Fireman: Who's the leader?
Johnny Storm: That would be me!
Chief Fireman: No, really.
Victor Von Doom: (after he turns Ben to normal) Take a good look Ben. This is what a man looks like who embraces his destiny.
(punches Ben and sends him crashing)
Victor Von Doom: One down - three to go.
Reed Richards: (appearing on the landing) Vic?
Victor Von Doom: Right on cue!
Susan Storm: Remember our first date here? God, I was nervous!
Reed Richards: You know, I'd bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep the place open late.
Susan Storm: Really?
Reed Richards: Mm.
Susan Storm: I gave him twenty!
Johnny Storm: (diving off a building trying to turn his power on) Come on, come on, come on. Flame on!
Ben Grimm: (after trying to make a phone call when first becoming the Thing) Little buttons!
Susan Storm: (to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them) Don't even think about it!
Johnny Storm: Never do.
(he jumps off the Baxter Building)
Johnny Storm: (Ben enters the lobby) Hey! Look what the marketing guys did! Look, check it out, listen, listen, you'll love this...
(holds up a little Thing doll that says, "It's clobberin' time!" in a squeaky voice)
Johnny Storm: It's catchy, right?
Johnny Storm: Isn't that great?
(Ben takes the figure from Johnny, smashes it into the wall and stomps away)
Johnny Storm: Aww, that was the prototype!
Johnny Storm: (to Ben, after first seeing him as The Thing) Where are your ears?
Susan Storm: (to Reed) You're such a dork.
Alicia Masters: Tell me, when you grew up in Brooklyn, how many astronauts did you know?
(already knowing the answer, reminds him)
Alicia Masters: You went your own way then. You didn't listen to people. So why start now?
Victor Von Doom: Do you really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.
Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
Susan Storm: No, let's!
Johnny Storm: (adjusting Ben's suit) Please tell me your guy isn't trying to rekindle things with my sister.
Ben Grimm: 'Course not. This time it's strictly business.
Johnny Storm: His eyes say differently, don't they?
Ben Grimm: (grabbing Johnny's arm) Hey. Two hearts got busted last time. Maybe she's not over it either.
Johnny Storm: Wow, Dr. Phil, that's deep.
Susan Storm: (about the machine that could change them back to normal) What are the risks?
Reed Richards: Even a small miscalculation could increase our symptoms exponentially - or perhaps even kill us.
Johnny Storm: Now, dying - that's bad, right?
Reed Richards: (Susan unexpectedly generates a force field which knocks Reed off his chair)
Susan Storm: I'm so sorry! Are you OK?
Reed Richards: Yeah.
Susan Storm: You're sure?
Reed Richards: Yeah.
Susan Storm: I - uh - you probably thought that was some form of latent hostility.
Reed Richards: What in the world would give me that idea?
Susan Storm: (Johnny is snapping his fingers and a flame is going on and off) I said cut it out Johnny. Johnny.Stop!
Johnny Storm: All right.
Susan Storm: All right?
Johnny Storm: Yes!
Susan Storm: *God*
Johnny Storm: (mockingly) God.
Susan Storm: What is wrong with you?
Johnny Storm: What?
Susan Storm: Uhhh!
Johnny Storm: (after The Thing demolishes his red Porsche) You think that's funny, Pebbles?
Susan Storm: (stripping off her clothes while trying to escape the mob) I can't believe I'm doing this again!
Reed Richards: (while fighting Victor Von Doom) Johnny! Supernova!
Johnny Storm: I thought we agreed that was bad!
Reed Richards: Now!
Susan Storm: It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!
Reed Richards: Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that.
Johnny Storm: Hey, guys!
(his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again)
Johnny Storm: Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*?
Reed Richards: ...The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
Ben Grimm: (after finding out that he's working for Johnny) I cannot take orders from the underwear model.
Johnny Storm: All right, I'm here, let's make this quick, I've got a lot of places to go today. Oh wait - I don't go anywhere!
Reed Richards: Johnny, it's imperative that we stay inside for the foreseeable future.
Johnny Storm: I know, I know, but when you said that last time my brain hurt a week.
Susan Storm: Johnny, it's too dangerous for you to be in public.
Johnny Storm: You've been saying that for years.
Victor Von Doom: (torturing Reed) Painful? You don't know the meaning of the word.
Susan Storm: We're all in this together, Ben.
Ben Grimm: Together? Susie, look at me. You got no idea what I'd - what I'd give to be invisible.
Reed Richards: His internal organs are completely solid.
Susan Storm: Johnny!
Johnny Storm: What?
Susan Storm: You gave us names? You don't think! So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?
Ben Grimm: A face that's about to be broken!
Victor Von Doom: (looking in the mirror while talking to his assistant) Get me on the a.m. shows, Larry King, cover of the Journal. Gonna have to do something about this scar. Make sure they only shoot me from my left side.
Reed Richards: (extends his arm, stretching it under a metal door, and bringing his hand up to the window on the other side)
Johnny Storm: That's gross!
(to Johnny as they wait for the traffic light to turn green)
Goth Guy: Where's your hot sister and the monster?
(Susan's invisibility has worn off and she's now standing in front of a crowd in her underwear)
Reed Richards: I see you've been working out.
Susan Storm: Shut up!
Ben Grimm: Typical of Victor Von Doom to build a 30 foot statue of himself.
(Johnny hurls a fireball that smacks Ben in the back of his head)
Ben Grimm: Did you just...?
(gets another fireball in the face)
Susan Storm: Johnny, stop it!
Ben Grimm: That's it, Tinker Bell! You wanna fly? Then fly!
Ben Grimm: Ladies, I'm gonna need to borrow your car.
Old Lady with Car #2: The transmission sticks.
Ben Grimm: Not gonna be a problem!
(hurls the car in the direction of Doom)
(Reed tries to kiss an invisible Sue)
Susan Storm: That's my nose, genius. These are my lips.
(she kisses him)
Ben Grimm: (shaking head sadly, trying to make Alicia understand) You don't know what it's like out there. Walking around like some kind of circus freak. People staring, whispering...
Alicia Masters: (sarcastically) I wouldn't know anything about that.
Ben Grimm: (instantly contrite) I mean...
Ben Grimm: How bad is it? You know, I used to smoke.
Ben Grimm: (after he accidentally shatters his vat of alcohol) If there is a God, he hates me.
Alicia Masters: *She* is not so into hate.
Reed Richards: (Talking about his home) So what do you think?
Johnny Storm: I don't know Reed, I think you might be taking you work home with you.
(Johnny has engulfed Dr. Doom in a huge fire cone that has just burned away Doom's clothes and outer skin)
Victor Von Doom: Is that the best you can do?
Reed Richards: Time for your lesson - Chem 101. What happens when you rapidly cool hot metal?
Johnny Storm: If you're good, maybe daddy'll let you drive.
Ben Grimm: You keep talking and there won't be a next time!
X Games Reporter: (about Reed) Is it true what they say about him? That he can expand *any* part of his anatomy?
Johnny Storm: Well, I've always found him to be a little limp.
Victor Von Doom: Call me Doom.
Johnny Storm: (puts thermometer in nurse's pocket) That's yours.
Johnny Storm: That's mine.
Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question?
Victor Von Doom: Susan, you're fired!
Johnny Storm: (to Reed) Hey. Nice do. Likin' the grandpa look.
Compound Reporter #2: (to Johnny) Is it true you can fly?
Johnny Storm: Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.
Johnny Storm: Let's think about it, you've got Victor, more money than God, stud of the year, and you've got Reed, the world's dumbest smart guy, worth less than a postage stamp. That's a real toss up.
Ben Grimm: Don't trouble your tiny little mind.
Ben Grimm: You know, living through something like this you really appreciate having the right woman in your life.
Reed Richards: Yeah, you and Debbie are perfect.
Ben Grimm: I'm not talking about Debbie.
(Indicates to Sue)
Reed Richards: What? Come on. She's got a good thing with Victor. He's smart, He's powerful, successful.
Ben Grimm: Well, maybe you should date him then.
Reed Richards: Ben, she ended up with the right guy, everything worked out for the best.
(Reed walks away)
Ben Grimm: Do I have to do everything myself?
Ben Grimm: (referring to Reed, Susan and Johnny in their new outfits) You guys look like an '80s rock band!
Ernie: (in Ben's defense) This is Ben Grimm here - the first mook from Brooklyn to go into outer space. So pay him some respect.
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