House Arrest Quotes

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Stacy Beindorf: Good morning, Chief Rocco!
Chief Rocco: Aren't your parents going to work today?
Grover: Uh, no, they got the bug that's been going around.
Chief Rocco: I didn't know there was one.
Stacy Beindorf: Yeah it's really bad... especially for old people.
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(to their parents)
Matt Finley: Just one thing, we don't take sociology.
T.J. Krupp: You guys should pay more attention.
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Jimmy Finley: You can't tell us what to do!
Teddy Finley: Yeah, you're not our real mom!
(they set off a rocket with a tomato stuck to it and it gets on Louise, who then wipes it off)
Louise Finley: That's how I know there's a God.
Victor 'Vic' Finley: Louise!
Louise Finley: I'm coming!
(to Matt)
Louise Finley: Will you just get the bomb squad dressed?
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Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Your parents are here because you guys said they needed help. Now you could care less, you're too busy playing football or watching TV or having some party. I have news for you, this was my idea, and it's not a game, and it's not a party, and I'm not doing it to impress anybody. Now you got that, Matt? Or are you too busy kissing up to T.J.?
T.J. Krupp: (grabs Grover) What's wrong with that?
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Go ahead... beat me up.
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Victor 'Vic' Finley: (Louise is crying) Just hang in there, honey, when we get out of here I'll buy you a whole truck load of cigarettes.
Louise Finley: It's not that, it's just, it must be nice to have kids who love you so much.
Victor 'Vic' Finley: What're you talking about? My kids love you.
Louise Finley: You see? It's your kids. They don't think of me as their mother, they don't even want me as their mother.
Victor 'Vic' Finley: Well of course they do! Why do you think they locked you in here?
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Janet Beindorf: It's been 14 years and you haven't even finished the bathroom.
Ned Beindorf: I've been working for 14 years!
Janet Beindorf: And what's my job? Is it a hobby?
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Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Remember when you said I should lock my parents in the closet?
Matt Finley: Yeah...
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Well, I did! Only I didn't lock them in the closet, I locked them in the basement. Only, I didn't actually lock them in, I nailed the door shut. And I told them I wasn't letting them out until they worked out their problems.
Matt Finley: You're kidding right?
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: No Matt, I swear, I swear... it was like, I had to do it.
Matt Finley: Dude, you kidnapped your parents? Jeez!
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T.J. Krupp: My dad treats my mom like dirt.
Matt Finley: And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: So?
Matt Finley: So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.
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Janet Beindorf: (hears pounding up above) What's he doing now?
Ned Beindorf: I don't know. Grover, what're you doing?
Grover: I'm nailing the door shut.
Ned Beindorf: He's nailing the door shut. If you...
Janet Beindorf, Ned Beindorf: WHAT?
Grover: You guys are going to stay down there a while.
Janet Beindorf: (runs up to the basement door) He's really doing it, he's nailing it shut!
Ned Beindorf: Grover, stop it right now! What you're doing is very bad for the wood!
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Grover: Feel the fear... and go for it.
(finds Brooke)
Grover: You... owe me a quarter.
(Brooke bursts into tears)
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Gwenna Krupp: A lot of people don't dress their age. Phil Donohue did a whole special on...
Donald Krupp: Gwern, nobody wants to hear about Phil Donohue.
Cindy Figler: Excuse me, why are you always interrupting her all the time?
Donald Krupp: Well I don't think I interrupt her all...
Cindy Figler: How would you like it if somebody interrupted you every time you tried to talk?
Donald Krupp: Well like I said, I don't think I interrupt her all...
Cindy Figler: I don't think you respect her very much.
Donald Krupp: Respect? That's my wife, of course I respect her.
Gwenna Krupp: Actually Don, you're not very nice to me.
Donald Krupp: Gwen, I am talking!
(to Cindy)
Donald Krupp: You're one to talk about respect. You think your daughter respects you? You dress like you're 12...
(Gwen shoves a piece of cake in his face)
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Victor 'Vic' Finley: I'm always getting standing ovations, especially IN BED!
(laughs)
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Ned Beindorf: They got my tools!
Janet Beindorf: And the phone's gone too!
(Ned pulls back the curtains)
Janet Beindorf: Oh my God!
Ned Beindorf: Boarded up the window?
Grover: We boarded up the frames and filled the bases with cement. I used the cement that's been sitting in the garage for the past three years.
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(to their parents)
Matt Finley: Just one thing, we don`t take sociology.
T.J. Krupp: You guys should pay more attention.

Grover: Feel the fear... and go for it.
(finds Brooke)
Grover: You... owe me a quarter.
(Brooke bursts into tears)

Jimmy Finley: You can`t tell us what to do!
Teddy Finley: Yeah, you`re not our real mom!
(they set off a rocket with a tomato stuck to it and it gets on Louise, who then wipes it off)
Louise Finley: That`s how I know there`s a God.
Victor `Vic` Finley: Louise!
Louise Finley: I`m coming!
(to Matt)
Louise Finley: Will you just get the bomb squad dressed?