How to Lose Friends & Alienate People Quotes

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Richard Young: Einstein said, Try not to become a man of success rather to become a man of value!
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Sidney Young: I sent the fish, you know, goldfish in a bowl. Did she get them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yes, but they were dead!
Sidney Young: All of them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yeah, it was kind of shocking actually! Were they dead when you send them?
Sidney Young: No no, who sends people dead fish?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: The Mafia?
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Sidney Young: (to his father) You thought Brad Pitt was a cave in Yorkshire. (imdb.com)